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girlbulge

#poast

eebie

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

drum & bass, the genre named after the two sexiest instruments for a girl to know how to play

#poast #I'm also partial to cello but 🥴🥴🥴 hough..........#drummergirls hmu

petulantpony

please stop forgetting that sink dog canonically has a soap dispensing vagina like the original artist who made her up drew her with one she is not a sexless icon she is and has been fetish material the whole time and that does not take away from her value or charm

petulantpony

let’s wax poetic about the themes of something we made up due to our lack of knowledge about someone else’s art

petulantpony

i’m struggling to find the original upload but i know it exists and i’m not crazy. SHES PORN AND THATS PART OF WHAT MAKES HER GOOD.

petulantpony

vagina is highlighted because i misclicked also

#sinkdog is so captivating precisely because she is someone's genuine expression of lust despite how odd it seems to outsiders #this is not an ironic “whoaa wouldn't it be FUCKED UP if someone was into that!!!” thing. this is as pure and genuine as genuine gets #i don't even find her particularly attractive but i still regard her fondly because of what she represents. she is like a friend to me :)

lokaror

i eat your grandads clothes

flyingsquidzeez

Macklemoth

carnival-phantasm

That octopus gif fucking sucks

#i don't even go here but this gif enraptures me. especially the zoom in #every day until you like it

hmmm

i don’t need to say it

boingmann

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

jibunbosh

a lot of girls go like "i think i could be plural but idk i could just be making it up" until they get an alter that's self-assured and kind of cunty and she goes "What? Of course we're plural. Good grief; the girl could use some rest for once..." it's kind of like being singletbroken by your own headmate

#plural moments #the way this literally happens to us nearly verbatim at least once every few months

zorb1s

Seras Victoria

#hellsing

lonestatus

you do notttt need spiritualism you need class consciousness

lonestatus

"what's your star sign?" umm it's this

ouroborosorder

siscon? Actually I think my sis is a pro

tlirsgender

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

#real. i should start doing this

swagophile

I can tell id be a terrible god cus if I was given ultimate power id just start killing people with reckless abandon. I'd read someones tumblr bio once and be like Yeah you deserve death. You're having a stroke buddy. Yeah. I'm giving you a heart attack. Terminal cancer. Yeah your kins also fucking suck and your dni is stupid and I hate you. I'm gonna kill you. and then id see someone like honk at a pedestrian and be.like Yup you're dying in a collision tonight. Yeah. Final destination log style. Yeah. Fuck you I'm killing you so hard

#i understand the sentiment of wanting to kill people who piss you off but this literally makes you kira from death note #not even in a “this reminds me of my blorbos” way this is just literally the plot of death note

jessebloom

first day of pride month

#kinda how it feels lately ☹️

perception-filter

Google ai voice: You’re fucked forever

#real age regressors know

frankendykes-monster

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