hey, wake up, your eyes weren't OPEN wide for the ( last ) couple of miles you've been s w e r v i n g from side to side you're gonna make me spill my beer, if you don't LEARN how to steer passenger side, passenger side, i DON'T like riding on the passenger side roll a n o t h e r number for the road you're the only sober person i know won't you let me make you a D E A L , just get behind the wheel.
so as much as i love the idea of some second rate athlete living with me, i feel as though i haven’t drawn the shortest straw here especially when i saw what happened with the sororities. zeta xi are okay because we could always use them for target practice but the whole thing is still a massive joke and a massive mess.
they can be the designated bartenders. they’re used to serving drinks anyways –– that is what the zetas useful for on the teams, right? glorified water boys.
“Watch this,” said Emery, grabbing the first person to pass by him where he sat on top of a picnic-style bench on the quad, dirty converse muddying up the seat, unmindful of the inconvenience he was causing to anyone trying to sit there. He’d found a crappy little slingshot at a dollar store near campus and had now made a game of shooting marshmallows at unwary passersby. When he had the attention of his captive audience, he fitted a marshmallow into the sling and let it fly, howling with laughter when it hit somebody square in the back of the head. “You absolutely could not do better than that. I dare you to even try,” he said, passing it off in challenge.
at the whole scene, gianna’s lips curled upward in mild amusement. the boy who had grabbed her, with his little shenanigan, reminded her of her baby cousins at family reunions. a single eyebrow rose at the challenge before she took a hold of the sling. “i know i can do better.” she countered before taking a marshmallow and setting up the shot at some random person. before letting it go, gianna quickly swiveled the shot and pointed it at emery before letting the marshmallow fly, hitting him in the arm. “hit my target!” she exclaimed before laughing out loud.
“i found out this morning that my sister is having a baby. so i’m going to be an aunt or whatever. which means my family role as vodka aunt has officially begun. so i just ordered two vodka sodas and if you don’t drink the other one with me in celebration then i’ll be just crushed.” bianca shot a slightly sarcastic grin to the person next to her
“when have i ever turned away a drink?” she asked rhetorically as she grinned at her friend. “you’re so lucky that your sister is having a baby. give it a couple more years and you can use it to help you pick up girls.”
━★ (CAMILA MENDES, TWENTY ONE, CIS FEMALE) meet senior gianna ponce, who studies international communications, i think? they used to be in pi psi phi before shit hit the fan. gianna is from florida, and i heard they’re quite empathetic and witty but if you don’t like condescending and deceiving people, then you’re not going to get along. the other day i heard them listening to crimewave by crystal castles on repeat and it’s basically their signature song right now. [nia/21/est/she/her]
also known as/friends call her “gia,” “g,” and “gigi” for short.
was adopted when she was 3 to the parents she has now.
her her parents are almost like brangelina as in they adopted a bunch of kids but also had some of their own aka she has 5 siblings
rich af and her taste in things shows that but she isn’t a complete spoiled bitch about it.
feels emotions very intensely.
has been hurt a lot in her love life in the past but NO MORE™
she can speak like 4 languages
she participates in club gymnastics at stanford
is a yoga bitch who honestly needs it to stay zen
she has some major mood swings but she hasn’t been diagnosed with bipolar disorder or anything like that
more to come later tbh im late to the party so i just wanna post jfdsakfj
WANTED CONNECTIONS
pledge buddy ;; they latched onto each other when they rushed pi psi phi together and have been close ever since
serious ex boyfriend ;; they were v v serious and maybe even talking about marriage before they broke up and when they did break up it was NASTY BAD
ex girlfriend ;; would have been gianna’s first real girl friend and things could have ended well or bad
friends with benefits ;; self explanatory && i want a couple of these
ex friends with benefits ;; they could have stopped bc one of them started dating someone or bc feelings were developing
enemies ;; they don’t get along for whatever reason and they never will
hateship ;; can’t stand each other but the chemistry always there which leads to hate sex sometimes
cuddle buddy ;; literally just someone to cuddle with
family connections ;; either her actual brothers and sisters or maybe cousins related to the family