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where is marina shafir she wasn’t on collision and she hasn’t shown up on dynamite. where is she. how am i supposed to watch a deathriders group entrance without marina shafir to fixate on

#wrestlers should unionize #aew #marina shafir

oh pleaaaassseeee tell me he’s bringing back the devil gimmick. oohhhh pleaaaasseeeeeeeeee. his entrances as the devil are fucking unmatched. they’re what cody rhodes was trying to do with his stupid throne and so much more.

#wrestlers should unionize #aew

why was the casino battle royale so shortttttt what the fuck it was just starting!!!!

i know i know. they hate women. i forgot for a second when i saw marina take out two men last collision and then the sisters of sin destroying security guards this show.

#sad #give me more women #doing cool and violent shit #don’t just wet my whistle #there wasn’t even any blood #sigh #wrestlers should unionize #aew

willow with the pump kick to athena on beat to her intro i fucking love it here

#wrestlers should unionize #aew #meanwhile thekla is making fun of women and being horny about them all in the same breath #i am having so much fun #even some of these entrants can’t ruin it

Thekla on commentary unmatched

#i mean moxley comes close #with the lack of filter #and talking over the main men #but he’s not nearly as horny about it #wrestlers should unionize #aew

while it’s not his responsibility, i hope Mick Foley will help remind some of the wrestlers where the line is, and that it exists even in death matches. it’s rather obvious, but i feel like some people have forgotten. when a wrestler doesn’t try and protect themselves or try to be safe, they’re not the only one in danger. your opponent shouldn’t do all the work trying to keep you both alive.

there are some really popular wrestlers on the roster right now who just aren’t safe, and it’s really clear. some don’t protect their partners well, and some have clear disregard for their own safety. they put themselves and the roster and everyone ringside at risk.

#wrestlers should unionize #aew

god i love Mick. coming out in two shirts, both with (his?) dog on them. oh my god and his shoes. one dog per shoe

and i’ve got to acknowledge how weird it must be to be back out there in a ring in a totally different place mentally and physically. it can be really difficult to be in a place where you used to do something and physically being unable to do it. especially when the simpler parts hurt instead of being thoughtless.

so thank you mick. i hope it’s something that brings more fond remembrance than sorrow.

#Mick Foley #aew #wrestlers should unionize

get you somebody who looks at you like tommasso ciampa looks at a power drill (with vague mania and violent intent)

#wrestlers should unionize #aew #(spins your floatie unicorn via puncture wound i just made)

man i just can’t watch brian cage matches. seeing him makes me feel so uncomfortable. i feel like he’s about to pop at any moment. like if he breathes wrong or audrey hits the mat too close to him something will just burst and that’ll be it.

#wrestlers should unionize #aew #roids #juiced up

watching the collision after forbidden door-

i’m like 80% sure claudio castignoli just mistook a techie in a black hoodie relying info to tony for daniel garcia

easy mistake to make

#wrestlers should unionize #aew

biggest pet peeve about kayfabe rn:

JUST BECAUSE THEYRE SHOOT MARRIED DOESNT MEAN THEYRE MARRIED IN KAYFABE. FUCKING STOP IT. I DONT CAREEEEEEEEEEE. THESE WRESTLERS HAVE NEVER INTERACTED ON MY SCREEN. THEY DONT GET TO BE MARRIED IN KAYFABE UNLESS THEYVE DATED IN KAYFABE. MARINA SHAFIR IS NOT MARRIED TO RODERICK STRONG. WILL OSPREAY IS NOT MARRIED TO ALEX WINDSOR. MERCEDES MONET IS NOT MARRIED TO BEAST MORTOS. JON MOXLEY IS NOT MARRIED TO RENEE PAQUETTE. STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. STOP IT. STOP.

#it kills me every time #i don’t need to see this #i don’t need to see the real major events #i don’t want to see the real major events #i should have to go out of my way to get non wrestling major events #about my wrestlers #i should have to find some obscure fan page somewhere to learn these things #i don’t want to know your family member died #i don’t want to know you got married #i don’t want to hear about your college degree #i don’t want to think about the real world when i’m immersed in a fake one #i should be able to choose whether or not i want to learn about their real ones #stop ruining the vibe #wrestlers should unionize #aew

you know i was like “there’s no way this match is really the functional main event. the first two were really fucking good. how the hell do you mean to top that with another owen hart cup finale?” and then. the match

#wrestlers should unionize #aew #swerve strickland vs will ospreay

holy fuck the blood pooling under swerve’s head as he stares dead eyed at the ceiling in the center of the ring

#wrestlers should unionize #aew

sorry that when we collapsed chest to chest and our bodies rolled together and your blood smeared off your face and onto my bare skin that my hand followed my limp arm’s pull to gravity and smacked your ass. that was kinda gay of me

#wrestlers should unionize #aew

Konosuke’s reverse hurricanrana is so clean.. it’s so impressive every time.

#wrestlers should unionize #aew #konosuke takeshita

damn the bang bang gang sprang for a hyper realistic animatronic this time!

#welcome back switchblade jay white #bbg #bang bang gang #wrestlers should unionize #aew

i love jon moxley having fun with blood and biting

he’s in his happy place :)

#watching forbidden door #mox looks like that one cheetah cub eating #the eating with mama image i think #wrestlers should unionize #aew

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