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[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[woahmaaan]

Silly goober

[probuccalfat]

there’s a phenomenon when it comes to enjoying a male character in a piece of media where it’s so much fun and i love my blorbo and i want to talk about my blorbo and read analysis of my blorbo but i realize very fast and very hard that the majority of fans made up a version of him that appeals to their horniness and it’s become the popular and standard interpretation and i do not care for that guy at all like i’d beat him with hammers actually

[vunderjoy]

shooting his shot and missing due to yellows yellow-isms

[aro-aceattorney]

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[depsidase]

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[triangleguy]

this should be illegal im so serious

[triangleguy]

"you know if you close and reopen the app itll get rid of the ads" "just download all your music spotify sucks" "if you use this trick on a specific type of computer itll get rid of ads!" Ok so. i listen to cassettes about 2/3 of the time especially if im in my car. i have an extensive cd collection. i have a lot of music downloaded i buy albums on bandcamp all the time. this is not me looking for ways around spotify ads. this is a general complaint with the state of things. youtube has gotten so awful with ads and its even worse if youre like me and watch it a lot on your tv. but on mobile they keep giving you popups that you have to open another menu to get rid of!!! im fucking sick of it!!!! every single thing is chock full of fucking ads!! i have an adblocker on my computer!! i have a huge physical media collection and watch dvds all the time!!!! but i still see ads fucking constantly!!! i hate it!!!!!!!

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[buhbahbuh]

This is gonna be one of the bits when tranfem ralsei becomes canon in 2027 🫡

[okie-dokidoki]

YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY NO LIKE YOU USED TO.