I am the pun god

Hello :) 

[gillegill]

#UnusAnnusOutOfContext

[egberts]

kadabra following you is literally terrifying

[anachronic-cobra]

[remanedur]

[gillegill]

Get a mr mime walk slowly, then we can talk terrifying

[thepocketpencil]

[priceofliberty]

[gillegill]

Careful! This can get you sent to jail!

[gillegill]

They fixed tumblr..

Tumblr: We fixed the nsfw issue! All nsfw posts are now illegal!

Me: oh wow. That's a little extreme but, thanks, i guess

Tumblr: yup, this app is now 100% porn fre-

**SuperSexWoman6969420 just followed you**

Me: oh would you look at that. A porn bot with virus links. Thank you Tumblr, very cool!

[thefloatingstone]

UHM.... SO....

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

….yeah.

This is real.

[seperis]

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

[thebibliosphere]

WAIT

…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

[unzip-your-guts]

[mxponysyn-deactivated20190620]

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

[sirsbabybear]

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

[teratophelia]

Dont tempt me, holy fuck

[gillegill]

2018 😂

[ankle-beez]

[catchymemes]

[lopmon]

i’m screaming

[rhydonmyhardon]

delete this

[gillegill]

Gorillaz fire flies

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[gillegill]

Oof Tumblr

I did some spring cleaning if I decide to start using this again

[l30m730w]

[gillegill]

This is the OG skylanders right here

[gif87a-com]

[dokis-for-days]

Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time.

[ninja-pyro]

is that twelve and a half hours on a timer or is it Noon/Midnight on a clock?

[plasticlovefuture]

That is

12 hours

[ninja-pyro]

Oh god

[dicktator-cain-deactivated20181]

Yep, that’s twelve hours of progress lost. And you can see the exact moment his soul is screaming.

[ninja-pyro]

The sheer anguish is painful to look upon

[gif87a-com]

[leobitch-deactivated20180907]

Love the chaos

[1-800-lynks]

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

[gillegill]

Oooooo.... Mr Moseby won't like that...

[thruthedarkside]

When Seán makes a funny joke and the more you hear him say it, the funnier it gets.

[therealjacksepticeye]

I have never seen this meme before and I fucking LOVE it haha

[gillegill]

Me seeing this was a solid 3

[footballdreamlife]

[soysauceb0y]

He touched the bar with his bar

[thetatteredmind]

Pffft

[onlyblackgirl]

Imagine losing because of your dick.

[gillegill]

Really dicked himself over there

[gillegill]

Not going to lie. I got a little upset seeing this..