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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS
Vampire: The Masquerade - Clans (3/13)
Clan Toreador
Although lovely and seductive, the members of this clan are as much prisoners of their artistic vision and sensitivity as they are its beneficiaries. They are often overcome by the beauty they see around them and can become immobilized with fascination.
Tremere|Ventrue|Toreador|Malkavian|Nosferatu|Brujah|Lasombra|Tzimisce|Gangrel|Assamite|Giovanni|Followers of Set|Ravnos|Salubri|Cappadocian
Toreador - The roses bite
1. All your fears of having lost your creative spark are silenced when you finish the searing, yet masterful 45,000 words trashing of your best friend’s latest book.
2. You’re fairly sure there’s at least one Nosferatu obfuscating around at every party you throw. You squint a lot at people, but never spot anything incriminating. Come morning, your nudes are missing from their gilded frames.
3. You want the Tremere clan dead, but only so you can pillage their marvelous libraries.
4. You have to pay three times more money to the Nosferatu to get your nudes back than any other clan. You raise this topic of discrimination to the Ventrue Prince. It is outrageously dismissed.
5. Contrary to what the Toreador claim, their Celerity is used chiefly for dashing out of boring parties.
6. Your secret dream is to meet a Tzimisce who agrees to Vicissitude you into the perfect being you already are on the inside.
7. Ventrue have corporate skyscrapers, the Nosferatu have the sewers, Tremere their chantries. You have Sotheby’s.
8. You still beat yourself up over not having ghouled da Vinci when you had the chance.
9. Most museum attics host an average of two and a half Toreadors per square meter. The Louvre is practically a dorm.
10. DEATH TO MINIMALISM!
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I just drew me and one of my friends as dnd characters 😁 He is a half-elf cleric and I'm a tiefling warlock. I'm so happy with the results!
Third and final new portfolio piece in this set, Ruinwaker. Prints available!
A Crusader’s Prayer
“The Dark is behind me, the dawn comes.
I am cold with the memory of darkness
So I reach for the Light.”
“I will be the bulwark
The wall that Darkness cannot pass
I shall defend the meek with shield and body
I will look into the chaos with many eyes
And I shall refuse to move.”
“I will always rage against the dying light
I shall burn with the fury of a new day
And I will slam into the Dark like a hammer
I will root out evil as if they were weeds
In the garden of your splendor.”
“I shall rekindle the Light in all its forms
And inspire hope in the downtrodden
I will show I am different from the Darkness
Through mended hearts and soothing words
I will be what the Dark cannot comprehend.”
“With Respect, I shall share your glory.
With Compassion, I shall heal broken hearts.
With Tenacity, I shall stand tall against my foes.”
“With the Tenets, I will serve as your limbs.
With the Tenets, I will serve as your voice.
With the Tenets, I will serve as your eyes.
I shall serve as all of these
And ultimately, as a champion of good.”
It's a nice vow for a paladin! ☺️
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Barbarian epicness 3 (this is not so epic)
Someone stoles something from my character everyday. Small things, like a token or a leatherstrap.
At the end of the last session this misterious someone stole the necklace of my character which is very precious for her. This necklace made of the theeth of the bear who killed her future husband.
She is now furious and ready to revenge.
She got a letter from the thief. It says they will meet and this was the last thing what he stole. Signed: Your Lordship
I can't wait to find out who is this and get to do something!
Barbarian epicness 2
My barbarian is a f@#ing medic! She rolled 5 or 6 medicine check and all was very high success! She saved 2 clerics lives and a man's life after a goblin attack. In the last session she saved a goblinsnake and she got out 3 arrows from it's body. She is just lvl 2 now but she carried the party in all 3 sessions. I have never made such a strong, overpowered, jack of all trades character!
Last session she killed a large construct which nobody really could damage.
She got in a trap. There was a pit of snakes. She made the acrobatics check, than she got 26 on fortitude save again a DC 13 snake venom.
She killed a snake ghost with one cut. Because she has a trait which allows her to act in surprise round.
At the last chamber we met with a necromanta. He casted hold person on my barbarian. Our team was panicking. The cleric was unconscious after the second attack of a skeleton. The arcane archer attacked the skeleton with a healing spell wich was a critical. But the ranger strong enough to hit the necromanta. This was the first fight what we didn't succeeded totally.
Barbarian epicness
Previous session. Our cleric found a goblin who gave us the quest to kill a big monster named Pah. We head out to the forest and found a farm.
We had lvl 1 characters. I have a barbarian who likes to explore and very impatient. So I rushed to the farm and started to look around.
We fought 3 firebreathing boar, an owlbear (who almost killed me but I killed it with a 40 damage crit), than we killed an ogrekin and a giant weasel. (Our cleric tried to convince the ogrekin to change religion 😂 )
I had 1 hp left but everybody else was totally fine. And than! From the upper story a f@#+ing ogre just jumped down!
Almost killed me and the fighter. But again I raged after a heal from the cleric and killed it.
This session was so epic!😍
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My barbarian! 😁
“Tendara is my current character in Pathfinder 😁She is a barbarian from the shoanti wind clan. At the festival she broke the Trollstomp game
Tendara is my character in Pathfinder, Rise of the Runelords game. She is an aasimar barbarian. We played one session only but she is now feared by all the people in Sandpoint and she slaughtered most of the goblins. And saved her priest friend who was bleeding out.(All of us were surprised by that 'cause she did a heal check in the middle of the fight and succeeded)
She won all the games at the festival except the one with the monk lady. Only one point missed to touch the dex buffed monk. So now she is invited to get a lesson from the monk, who is amazed by her.
One of the nobles tried to seduce her. I think this game will be hilarious.
Just a little scratch about how someone become an antipaladin.
Please enjoy.😈 It may inspire someone. 😊
“Just a little scratch about how can someone become an antipaladin. Please enjoy.😈 It may inspire someone. 😊 #roleplay #dnd #DnD #CriticalR
You scream. You scream from your deepest of your soul... Amd yet, your voice is lost in the maelstrom of the other shrieks.
You need your gods attention. You need your gods hand and voice. You need redemption. You need to break free from the mob which cause your pain. Which claws in your soul.
You pray for you self and you pray for the mass of souls which means to destroy you because you are an outsider. You are strange.
You are just other but they want to destroy what is else.
Your gods are deafend and blinded by the light. They see only what is before them. They only see in the glaring light.
But You... You are in the darkest shadow of them. You fight, you run, you fall, you crawl, you lay...
Then you rise from mud. You let the anger, solitude, pain release. Now you want to destroy and kill.
Now you are one from the crowd. Now they leave you. Now you can go. And you go. You leap to the light like the biggest shadow. The evilest avenger.
Now they see you. Now they hear you.
But they think you betrayed them. They hate you.
You draw your weapons. Let them bleed.
Now they fear you. Now they will die...
You cut, slash, parry, whirl around them. And you cut again, again, again...
They fall. You stand. You see them and you see the crowd which let you do their desired mistake. Now they hate you again. But you are evil now. You the outsider killed their gods.
But you rise from their ashes and it's hurt even more than before.
Now you reached your goal. Now you are alone again. Now you need redemption again and you lost your last chance.
White witch Aradia and Lust king Adram(belongs to hollowsystem).
It saddens me i likely wont ever finish this but they look good as separate pieces i guess.