Well, I had a pretty rough childhood. Not because of my parents. I was just a pretty shitty kid. And I think my parents would probably agree with that if I was to ask them. They may couch it a little differently, but I was a difficult child. I was fiercely independent. I was probably smarter than my own good, and I got in trouble a lot.
In fact, I was expelled from every school that I ever went to. I was expelled from elementary school, which is pretty hard to do, by the way. Junior high. I was expelled from high school. I ended up finishing school at a military academy in Missouri.
All that to say that I was very rebellious, and I did not handle groups well, and I wanted to give myself a challenge. I wanted to find a place where I could fit in. I originally wanted to be an astronaut. And, in order to be an astronaut—I’ll short-circuit the story—most astronauts were pilots. Pilots come from the military. Okay, so I have to be an aviator.
Well, what do I want to fly? I want to fly F-18s. So that’s Navy or Marine Corps. And the Navy has shitty uniforms. Sorry, guys. Marines—that’s it. And this is, you know, 10, 11 years old. That’s my path.
I didn’t have the personal discipline to stay in college. I tried it for a little while after high school and just said, “Fuck it. I’m just going to enlist.”
Interviewer: I was gonna say, this isn’t one of those scenarios where the parents brought the Marine Corps recruiter to the home.
No. In fact, it was the other way around. And again, I had a rough go of it. I got in trouble with the law. I was on unofficial probation. So I got in trouble, and I had to sort of keep my nose clean for a little while.
So I went to the recruiter, and the recruiter says, “I can’t take you. You’ve got this thing.”
And I’m like, “Okay, cool. Well, what do we have to do to get this thing?”
“You have to go in front of a judge.”
And so I did. I got it cleared up. But I was a recruiter’s wet dream because I marched right in and said, “I want to be, you know, 0311 infantry.”
That’s one of those things where the recruiter’s like, “I don’t know. I’ll try to pull a few strings and see what we can do.” Meanwhile, that’s the hardest thing they have to get people to do.
I did really well in the ASVAB. And he’s like, “There’s a lot of other jobs.”
So I enlisted. I wanted to be a recon Marine. I knew it. If I wasn’t going to fly, that was the only other option.
It is, to this day, I think, one of the better decisions I’ve ever made in my life. And it has served me well, not just in character development and personal growth and interpersonal… I think it’s good for the soul. People who have done what we’ve done and worn the uniform—the service, the sacrifice that comes with it—there is nothing else that you get anywhere in our life. Sure.
- Brad Colbert on the The Team House Podcast