I'm your uncle now.

The fun one, too. Wanna blow something up, kid?

[gimmick-uncle]

Hey there! I'm Gherbod, botanist, mischief enthusiast, and now: your new uncle!

My pronouns are He/They/It.

[riphimopen]

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

[gimmick-uncle]

but I am

[gimmick-uncle]

shogunyan, nice

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[meepmoopmaap]

[dduane]

…Takes a while, sometimes.

[ladydei]

Keep looking tho - they are out there and it is worth it when you find them.

[the-haiku-bot]

Keep looking tho - they

are out there and it is worth

it when you find them.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[demigodoftheshire]

I found mine ❤️ You will, too. I promise.

[maryland-officially]

Hey I have a package that got delivered to my blog by accident

Says it should have gone to ur blog, so imma just shake it around and throw it at you because I hear something is alive in there

It's filled with... "Not Pipebombs", "A possum with rabies", and.... "The French", apparently

-🥐 Anon, aka @croissantanon

uuuhh... Thanks! :D

[croissantanon]

Why did you even order this

[maryland-officially]

I didn't, but who cares! :3

[croissantanon]

Wait then I don't think you should take thi-

oh no you already took it

[maryland-officially]

*opening the box with my claws* :3

[croissantanon]

Whas inside??

I already know but what if the labels wrong

[maryland-officially]

...uuuhhmmm?

[croissantanon]

Hm? What is it?

[maryland-officially]

a bomb

[gimmick-uncle]

what about the possum? did you get the possum?

[gimmick-uncle]

*is your uncle*

-gimmick stealing anon

this is you now, anon

[france-unofficial]

falls back to the face of the earth

[baby-france-very-official]

FATHERRRRR OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

[france-unofficial]

YOU TOOK MY BOMBS??????

[baby-france-very-official]

YES BUT ITS OK THEYRE IN SAFE STORAGE

[france-unofficial]

I dONT TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO STORE MY BOMBS GIVE THEM BACK

[baby-france-very-official]

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HALF ILL KEEP HALF :3

[france-unofficial]

NO GIVE THEM ALL BACK

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I can make you better ones if you want

bomb orders have been slow this week

[france-unofficial]

yes. do you happen to accept orders for missiles as well?

[gimmick-uncle]

did someone say "make bombs"?

[france-unofficial]

..........no

[gimmick-uncle]

aw. darn

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I MAKE BOMBS

[gimmick-uncle]

same. gotta love making bombs

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

yooooo someone else here makes bombs!!!!! Bro that’s so cool wanna go blow something up together

[gimmick-uncle]

always

[france-unofficial]

falls back to the face of the earth

[baby-france-very-official]

FATHERRRRR OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

[france-unofficial]

YOU TOOK MY BOMBS??????

[baby-france-very-official]

YES BUT ITS OK THEYRE IN SAFE STORAGE

[france-unofficial]

I dONT TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO STORE MY BOMBS GIVE THEM BACK

[baby-france-very-official]

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HALF ILL KEEP HALF :3

[france-unofficial]

NO GIVE THEM ALL BACK

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I can make you better ones if you want

bomb orders have been slow this week

[france-unofficial]

yes. do you happen to accept orders for missiles as well?

[gimmick-uncle]

did someone say "make bombs"?

[france-unofficial]

..........no

[gimmick-uncle]

aw. darn

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I MAKE BOMBS

[gimmick-uncle]

same. gotta love making bombs

[france-unofficial]

falls back to the face of the earth

[baby-france-very-official]

FATHERRRRR OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

[france-unofficial]

YOU TOOK MY BOMBS??????

[baby-france-very-official]

YES BUT ITS OK THEYRE IN SAFE STORAGE

[france-unofficial]

I dONT TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO STORE MY BOMBS GIVE THEM BACK

[baby-france-very-official]

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HALF ILL KEEP HALF :3

[france-unofficial]

NO GIVE THEM ALL BACK

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I can make you better ones if you want

bomb orders have been slow this week

[france-unofficial]

yes. do you happen to accept orders for missiles as well?

[gimmick-uncle]

did someone say "make bombs"?

[france-unofficial]

..........no

[gimmick-uncle]

aw. darn

[france-unofficial]

falls back to the face of the earth

[baby-france-very-official]

FATHERRRRR OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT YOU DIED

[france-unofficial]

YOU TOOK MY BOMBS??????

[baby-france-very-official]

YES BUT ITS OK THEYRE IN SAFE STORAGE

[france-unofficial]

I dONT TRUST YOU ENOUGH TO STORE MY BOMBS GIVE THEM BACK

[baby-france-very-official]

OKAY YOU CAN HAVE HALF ILL KEEP HALF :3

[france-unofficial]

NO GIVE THEM ALL BACK

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

I can make you better ones if you want

bomb orders have been slow this week

[france-unofficial]

yes. do you happen to accept orders for missiles as well?

[gimmick-uncle]

did someone say "make bombs"?

[offical-liechtenstein]

I have decided I’m going to steal

[totally-italy]

Oh my dear gods, what are you even planning on stealing?

[offical-liechtenstein]

idk, stuff :)

Maybe like a bomb! To make someone happy I guess?…

[gimmick-uncle]

you could always just make a bomb

[offical-liechtenstein]

Boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg

[gimmick-uncle]

alright then. united states nuclear weapons supply here we come

[leadpipethatyoubonkpeoplewith]

do you perhaps require a more precise weapon in case there's like one guy who really pisses you off

[gimmick-uncle]

why not! join the crew!

[offical-liechtenstein]

I have decided I’m going to steal

[totally-italy]

Oh my dear gods, what are you even planning on stealing?

[offical-liechtenstein]

idk, stuff :)

Maybe like a bomb! To make someone happy I guess?…

[gimmick-uncle]

you could always just make a bomb

[offical-liechtenstein]

Boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg

[gimmick-uncle]

alright then. united states nuclear weapons supply here we come

[offical-liechtenstein]

I have decided I’m going to steal

[totally-italy]

Oh my dear gods, what are you even planning on stealing?

[offical-liechtenstein]

idk, stuff :)

Maybe like a bomb! To make someone happy I guess?…

[gimmick-uncle]

you could always just make a bomb

[ohio-thestate]

YOU'RE REAL, RIGHT?!???

YEAH WHY WOULDN'T I BE

[the-m-is-for-minor]

BECAUSE (இдஇ; )

THEY. THEY SAID YOU WEREN'T ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

[gimmick-uncle]

you're thinking of Massachusetts.

[meatierbunger]

yeah

massachusetts is the non existent memetic place that makes people think it exist when it doesnt innit?

[gimmick-uncle]

let's ask a Massachusetts expert

@definitely-zen-browser

[definitely-zen-browser]

massachusetts is real, but only sometimes.

[gimmick-uncle]

do elaborate

[gimmick-uncle]

*there's an anchor with a rope attacked to it going up*

I sense an opportunity for a pirate adventure. not missing this. I'm 100% taking a ride up with that anchor.

[helium-real]

*someone is at the top of the rope.*

Hi! I'm Helium!

[gimmick-uncle]

hi! I'm your uncle.

[helium-real]

I'll accept that.

*pulls myself down the rope*

How's your day been?

[gimmick-uncle]

good! yours?

[gimmick-uncle]

*there's an anchor with a rope attacked to it going up*

I sense an opportunity for a pirate adventure. not missing this. I'm 100% taking a ride up with that anchor.

[helium-real]

*someone is at the top of the rope.*

Hi! I'm Helium!

[gimmick-uncle]

hi! I'm your uncle.

[ohio-thestate]

YOU'RE REAL, RIGHT?!???

YEAH WHY WOULDN'T I BE

[the-m-is-for-minor]

BECAUSE (இдஇ; )

THEY. THEY SAID YOU WEREN'T ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

[gimmick-uncle]

you're thinking of Massachusetts.

[meatierbunger]

yeah

massachusetts is the non existent memetic place that makes people think it exist when it doesnt innit?

[gimmick-uncle]

let's ask a Massachusetts expert

@definitely-zen-browser