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Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

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James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

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I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

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Damnit maybe I’ll try Star Trek

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Thor movies summary:

Thor: Loki no.

Loki: Loki yes.

Loki series summary:

Loki: Sylvie no.

Sylvie: Sylvie yes.

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This video describes the Loki fandom in a nutshell.😂

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reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

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lessons you learn from musicals

Broadway musicals: Be yourself! Prejudice of any kind is bad! Live and let live! Climb every mountian and you’ll never walk alone! Be kind! Fight for what you believe in! Don’t pay rent! Sit down, you’re rocking the boat! Don’t cut your hair! Jesus is cool!

European musicals: Revolutions fail, love is pretty and then you die, we’re all depressed and in love with death, and dancing vampires rule the world

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Walking on Lake Baikal | source

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I was watching some random Tanz recordings yesterday when I suddenly realized this year will mark the 10th anniversary since the first Russian production opened on September 3rd, 2011. I couldn’t stop thinking about anything else ever since. I also might or might not have been watching every single Russian video I have while contemplating the nature of time.

So proud of this production. Also, it’s hard to overestimate how important it was for our musical theatre. I’ll just go sit in my corner and cry about how awesome it was. And also rewatch the original StP cast proshot for the 1000th time.

#I mean we need to survive till September #BUT STILL #Russian Tanz forever in my heart #Tanz der Vampire #Bal Vampirov #TdV

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ask meme for Eugene :)

You want me

to share a reverse unpopular opinion

about Eugene Fitzherbert?!

LOOK AT THIS MAN!!!

AND THAT’S JUST HIM IN CGI!!!! HE WENT ON TO BE IN A 2D ANIMATED SERIES WHERE HIS PERSONALITY GOT DEVELOPED FURTHER!

He’s SOFT! He’s SASSY! He’s THE BEST BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND IN THE WORLD!

WOMEN WANT HIM! (SO DO MEN!) MEN WANT TO BE HIM! (SO DO WOMEN!)

Enbys don’t stand a chance!

Dude looks good in anything he puts on.

SEE?!

Good hugger is good.

He boops.

Him kiss.

THE DRAMA!

In conclusion, I love him your honor.

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“Every year in publishing is a different adventure. Some years you have no books, others you have four (!!!). The Retake in February, the Twisted Tale Go the Distance in April, The Rise of Flynn Rider this fall, and Royal Academy Rebels’ Heroes in October. Don’t ask me to pick a favorite book—I love them all with my whole heart and hope you will too.” ~Jen Calonita

WE GETTING A EUGENE BOOK, Y’ALL!!!!

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Vor dem Schloss - Tanz der Vampire - St. Petersburg 2018

Sergey Denisov as Alfred Drew Sarich as Graf von Krolock

There only seems to be one (1) precious, blurry little video in existence of my favourite Alfred and Krolock performing together, but to be honest, I’m just thankful this ever happened at all. What are the odds that the German/Russian casts of Tanz der Vampire would join forces for a limited number of shows AND send on one of their understudies? The two didn’t even sing in the same language, but still managed to sell the tension of the scene. Drew is magnetic and creepy as always, and Sergey plays off his every gesture. Such a perfect combo!