Gingers have more fun ;-*

Lover of Netflix, football, pick up lines and mac n' cheese.

[just-shower-thoughts]

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

[cunt-inent]

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

aggressive hand holding

[elektricna-avenija]

How does it work??

[dongboss]

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands

[kylie]

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

[gnarly]

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

[trajans-deactivated20150201]

we all have a favorite eyebrow

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[moonnriver]

Ideal date: laying in ur bed showing u all my favorite songs

[wildcatmary-blog]

[the-blueberry-pirate]

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

[wrxx]

How can you not reblog something like this

[killerwithashotgun]

Boom

[desperate-housewives]

[mrbenwyatt]

[blackberryshawty]

me watching other people’s drama

[liquidconfidence]

[statecide-deactivated20170317]

[neyruto]

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

[pornstarch]

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven

[grimelords]

don't bring anything to a knife fight

don’t even go everyone there has knives