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27 | they/she/he | Extremely inconsistent and elusive... not because I'm cool or mysterious or anything like that I just scare easy

[spiribia]

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

[serethereal]

deadbeat tumblr mutual

[dailymothanon]

@chaetocercus has been enlightened me about marsupials and Soundwave w/ his little family and I can’t help but love it a lot 🦘 it’s very cute but also very cool considering how funky marsupials are! Also consider exhibit A: red kangaroo does (females) are also called blue-flyers because of their coloring! Blue mamas that are very jacked 😌 it’s only the best for them (also, apparently drawing kangaroos is fun, they have a fun shape to them)

[theconcealedweapon]

[catboybiologist]

We are the daughters of the hams you couldn't burgle

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

We are the snaughters of the snams you snouldn't snurgle

[catboybiologist]

Speak your shit sister

[skyacya]

Ravage's love language is ambiguous mothering

Fun story - my dad's lovely cat tried teaching the new puppy how to hunt by providing him with mice...... except now he takes her mice everytime she catches one and she is bewildered and flabbergasted and apalled that he took her lunch lol

[caelo-jpg]

This felt like such a them interaction

[caelo-jpg]

This has absolutely been done before but I also wanted to do it

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[t00thpasteface]

repeat after me once again folks. just because the banana was good does not mean you should keep going and eat the peel too. at some point you have to accept that you can't recapture the lightning in the bottle and no sequel or spinoff or other new installment of that thing you like is gonna make you feel the way you did when it was brand new, especially if it was something from a very formative time in your life. you have to ask the waiter for the check eventually

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[rabbithaver]

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[ralfmaximus]

Whistleblower on Reddit rage-blogs about how the food delivery company he worked for as a developer is ripping customers AND drivers off.

Main post screenshotted here in case it gets yanked; the whole thread is worth a read.

Posted January 2026.

[cryptotheism]

And the wisest monk said "young one, you reject the unenlightened ways of Hazbin Hotel, but not three years ago, I recall you posting twink Wheatley in great enthusiasm. You must not hate what you discard on the path to enlightenment. All of our old selves are within us, and we must imagine them lezzing out."

[cryptotheism]

"Funny" said the wisest monk "That cringe is whatever your gay ass was super into like three years ago."

"But master!" Said the young monk, "Did you not also post One Piece AMVs three years ago?"

"Luffy is badass." Said the master, "He has never been cringe."

[minionresearch]

[tangynectarine]