Filipa 🌷🌷

"num mundo de histórias assombrosas, de silêncios tranquilos, onde o tempo não se marcava com relógios nem com calendários e os objetos tinham vida própria, as aparições se sentavam à mesa e falavam com os humanos, o passado e o futuro faziam parte da mesma coisa e a realidade era um caleidoscópio de espelhos desordenados onde tudo podia acontecer." (Isabel Allende)

[stability]

[authentic-boredom]

[ooevilynoo]

🌙🐉

[fruitsnacky]

[fassyy-blog]

[majinneda]

When you get a new follower and it isn’t a porn blog.

[teacupsandcauldrons-deactivated]

[voulair]

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child

[joner]

Name one person who jacks off more than me

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

this guy

[joner]

I said a PERSON, not a legend

[fatmanatee]

[the-hare-gets-fxxked]

@robaemea it us

[martingommel]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

[memewhore]

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[theloa]

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

[equated]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

[whatsliferotfl]

Pure genius