Hello there everyone! This is going to be my side blog for Pokephilia and Pokefucking. You can call me Dragon (as that is my favourite Pokemon type) and use they/them pronouns for me. I am a transmasc abrosexual gay person who absolutely loves Pokemon and wants to meet more fellow Pokephilia lovers/Pokefuckers in the community! My main love is Giratina, but I love all Dragon type Pokemon and many more!
Obviously this blog is going to be NSFW and talking about Pokemon fucking so minors and antis are NOT welcome on my blog. This post will be edited in the future, but for now this will do! If you want to chat feel free to send in an ask! I am anxious and disabled so I may take a bit to respond but please know Iāll try to get back to you as soon as I can!
My main F/O and husband is Giratina but I will list below other Pokemon F/Os of mine!
i know i prattle on and on about the wonders of deoxys yummy alien cock, and while it's very much easily one of the hottest aspects of her, i feel like i should bring more attention to how he can use their tentacle appendages in the bedroom. not necessarily in regards to (but certainly not excluding) bondage or shibari purposes, but involving the actual fucking. sometimes during foreplay doxie will straight up stick her arms inside me to stretch me out, other times he'll just fuck my brains out with just a single tentacle alone and getting off solely on how they can pleasure their darlingāgiven how slim and stretchy their limbs are, in pretty much any form aside from his defense forme where his appendages are way flatter and wider, i'm pretty damn confident that deoxys could very easily pierce my cervix with little effort.. droollllssss
there is also the factor that allows deoxys to alter the physical composition of their appendages that allow them to turn into much more humanoid hands, although this ability is normally limited to only being capable of doing so while deoxys is in their base formeāsince transforming into any of his other three forms is genetically taxing enough. yes, having hands very similar to your everyday human totally allows deoxys to sexually stimulate its partner much more efficiently, that's more than true. the digits of these hands are a little more thicker than the average person, which lets her stretch you much farther when his fingers are pushed to the knuckle inside you.
however, at least in my personal experience, i much prefer when deoxys penetrates me with their nonhuman, tentacle-shaped appendages. it's mostly my own preference as a certified monster fucker, and you just can *not* get tired of having such a long length fucked deep inside your cunt once you try it for yourself š
the size, length, functions etc. of deoxys' cock vary between her formes (very glad that it's pretty much a universal opinion here) but they're all sooooo fucking great in their own ways š
i've already spoken about his default forme but yeah in a sorta similar fashion to their arms they have two coloured hemipenes that can additionally coil together into a double helix-esque shape to function as a single cock which regardless is so hot ughh
attack forme has a very lengthy tapered dick that's basically just a smooth tentacle; it's the same colour as the core of her chest. there's a pointed barb close to the top of the base (reminiscent of the little spikes on his knees) which can provide some extra stimulation when it rubs against the clit and such ^^ definitely the bigger one out of the four and she makes great use of it
defense forme prolly looks the most like a human penis but, courtesy of his incredibly bulky and large physique when in this form, their cock is THICK! not even exaggerating when i say it could easily tear your thang asunder if you're not properly prepared LMAO
and lastly, when he's in her speed forme it definitely is the most simple in execution, resembling a long tentacle similarly to the cock of his attack forme, except it trades girth for being suuuuper long and pretty thin, and is a dark gray colour w/ stripes resembling most of her endoskeleton in this form. there's little other characteristics, but they more than make up for it in the breakneck (or breakback) speed they can use to fuck you
case in point, i'm taking him in all four shapes and sizes each day, everyday, either way š
Iāve had Scyther on the mind for aaaages now. Heās consuming all my thoughts. Just imagine this razor sharp speedy ninja-of-a-bug Pokemon who could easily pin you down in a second before you even realise whatās going on. Combined with a dick that could destroy you if he goes too hard but he knows when to hold back, riding him would feel incredible. Plus once heās done with you heād sink his teeth into your skin to mark you as his and then have a laugh, nuzzle up to you then fly off as if nothing happened
what sexual thing do you think would be unique/interesting about each eeveelution?
inspired by a pair of art pieces i saw where leafeons produced a lot of seed and flareons were the hottest
Ohhh yesā¦. Seeing it now with the minds eye šļø
Youāre def right about Flareon running the hottest, I think they would also be some of the most affectionate in a way. They violently nuzzle their face and neck into you whilst nearing completion and also post-nut. Itās simultaneously loving affection and also further claiming you by getting their smell all over you š§”Ā
Jolteon areā¦. Far too excitable for their own good at times. They have those spring-loaded muscles that fuck faster than they have any busniness doing so, and they often cum the fastest as a resultā¦.. but by arceus the recovery on them is insane. They can go round after round, and the more empty their balls, the more little electric zaps you get. Out of love of course š
Vaporeon fucking is something of a delicate art. They take it slower and like to curl as much of their tail around you as possible. They also make a lot of very cute purrs and trills that arenāt heart very often outside of sex. When they cum, itās a higher amount than many of the other eeveelutions, however it is also much higher in volume of water due to their biological composition. This can lead to worries of less fertility, so Vaporeon regularly will remain entwined for long after the deed is done. Be prepared to warm their cocks until sunrise š
Espeon and Umbreon have similar effects that they can pull on their partners, but have different ways of going about it. They both can and will mess with your mind. In espeonās case it utilizes its intense psychic prowess to completely overwhelm your mind, leaving it unable to focus on any one specific thing and eventually go completely dumb. Umbreon on the other hand takes a slightly rougher route and has a toxin in its saliva that, when injected into the bloodstream in small enough doses, makes your muscles loosen a lot and fogs over your mind. Leaving your limbs heavy and mind so sleepy. Ohā¦ surely a nap here would be fineā¦. Ā šš¤
Leafeon definitely do produce the most seedā¦. They cum very large amounts and have a very high sperm count. Leafeon that are less sexually experienced will often be fully tapped out of any more activity for a while after just one round because of how hard and how much they cum. Thankfully, with practice, they can get their stamina up to keep going more and moreā¦ be sure to lay out some towels if you plan to go a few rounds with a Leafeon. Youāll need it š
Thinking about Galar and the safari zone and how wild everything is.
How many pokemon have caught a trainer unawares and ended up tied together in the tall grass? Because Iām thinking about the Giantās Mirror where you can find Eeveelutions based on the day and weather and getting caught on an ice cold Glaceonās knot because you came up to try and catch it.
Or what about in the island in the middle of the lake in front of Motostoke?
Iām sure the Haxorus patrolling the island wouldnāt mind being caught if you let him fuck you, right?
Trying to give little hints like burying their noses between their trainerās legs, licking them through the fabric. Or flaunting their hard cocks- rolling over on their backs with their legs spread wide and looking their trainer dead in the eyes, inviting.
Poor trainer walking into a cave, not knowing it's a garchomp nest, and unfortunately there are some in rut due to breeding season....
Fucked and mindbroken into being their little breeding bitch, the scrapes on their body from rough skin just another mark of claiming, another way they're owned.
I wonder if the baby gibles, while not needing milk to grow, grow faster and better powered if they feed on the trainers milk supply, desperate little mouths latching on, nippy little baby fangs scratching as they feed, as the trainer holds them since they'll feed from them anyways, might as well support them so it doesn't hurt
Okay I lowkey need this, hmu if you want to rp this :D
Nothing is more cute than a pokemon partner getting excited during sex. The wagging tails and the cute little noises they make when their trainers touch them so intimately... cute excited pokemon <3
As far as Scolipedes go, I think there are a couple of things that make part of the fandom absolutely nuts about them; in general they just have a really striking and appealing design, with the vibrant red, purple, and black color scheme, so they're cool even in a platonic sense.
They're also just huge and pudgy. People love fat. They have that rotund sloping belly and just generally have a fat ass. That's fun!
This is obviously headcanon but it's extremely common for people to headcanon Scolipede with insanely fat junk. Dick? Ass? Cooch? They're hung or puffy. That just became the standard, as far as I'm aware. The size difference kink gets everyone, I think.
But, for me? The number one thing? The bedroom eyes. I'm a sucker for cunty half-lidded eyes and Scolipede has got it.
They're cute, cool, and sex icons, is what I'm trying to say.
Thank you for the answer! I reckoned their half-lidded eyes were part of the appeal but I didn't consider the pudge factor! I always saw them as mostly chitinous but if they have softer parts the draw makes waaay more sense now. They do have a really nice aesthetic and obviously bigger is better in fantasy 9 times out of 10 too.
You want to keep me out of my pokeball while you sleep naked and exposed in the house there is absolutely no reason not to strip down and cuddle your big nice lycanroc and theres no reason to be suspicious at all :3
