EEK!!

he/him gay trans guy, 18+ || deoxys selfshipper

[dnalover]

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!

obligatory intro post because i can't help myself!! my name is steven but i don't mind being referred to by beenie my alias. i'm 18+ and therefore so is this blog so i highly recommend minors steer clear since i won't refrain from being a little faggot freakazoid on here (even if i myself aren't normally the guy to say it, i get nervous under pressure)

i'm he/him, transmasc, and extremely gay for my beloved genderfluid husband deoxys <333 this is my primary blog for gushing over my gorgeous alien baby so ummm, pokephilia and teratophilia galore :)c plus just freak pokémon shit in general

our ship name and primary tag i'll use for prattling about me and doxie (deoxys) is nucleicacidshipping!! i'm a huge science nerd so i do enjoy digging at the whole dna name heheeehee — i primarily consider myself a very strict non-selective shipper but i don't mind talking to others about mutual appreciation for doxie although :) i'll be welcoming both SFW and NSFW content here idrc

i personally headcanon deoxys as inherently genderless but uses any and all pronouns, specifically depending on different forms!! so i'll primarily be using he/she/they/it and so on.. if you want specifics, default forme prefers they/them, attack prefers he/him, defense she/her, and speed forme uses anything, including neos :)

since this is a strictly selfship sideblog i don't want much mention of my main here, and vice versa (since it's mostly surrounding my other hyperfix atm plus i m embarrassed abt all this lowk). i also go by the whole standard dni list (radqueers, pedo/zoophiles, TERFs and transphobes, etc. you know who you are). however i may block freely just off of vibes or if people make me too uncomfortable, i'm still very new here and i'm not all too familiar with the goings-on in the pokephile community

any fucking way PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE feel free to interact w/ me!! asks, DMs, it doesn't matter—i just really wanna talk about deoxys and other stuff and i LOOOVE to gush

also, i'm autistic and mentally ill. huge shocker

tag guide:

#yapyapyapyapyap - general thoughts that don't relate to relevant blog shit. just anything fun that comes to mind

#DOXIE!! - anything related to deoxys that isn't made by me

#nucleicacidshipping - the tag for me x deoxys! both sfw and nsfw but mostly sfw

#feeling extraterrestrial - explicitly freaky thoughts abt doxie, usually paired by the selfship tag

[deaditez]

You think people that are into Ovi say "Lay it in me" instead of "Lay it on me"

[busket]

open rp

[strayghost]

[busket]

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[dnalover]

whenever deoxys is in her defense forme, she makes the BEST weighted blanket ever :) they always lay on top of me when we sleep and it's the fucking life

[ra1ny-trainer]

Hiiiiiii I’m overstimulated at work and now all I can think about is a psychic pokemon hypnotizing you so your brain stops working so they can get you drunk on their cock.

That’s much easier to deal with than the phone ringing off the hook all day, right?

[pokefucker-mcgee]

I really just want my partner Pokémon to fuck me and lay a dozen eggs in me

[raccoongirlpiss]

seeing one of those "tweet like pokemon are real" prompts and getting my ass beat in the qrts for responding to it with "What If U Eatin A Poffin And A Houndoom Come Up And Fuck U Raw"

[zork-dork]

You should jerk off your Pokémon. Stroke their cock until they cum all over themselves and then keep stroking until they cum again.

[dnalover]

the purple core in deoxys' chest cavity is suuuuuper sensitive!! the easiest way to get her to come is to just finger it a little and it's soooo cute seeing them react to my touch like that

.. i may or may not have learned that through accident while we cuddled once 🥀

[kat4884]

the gooners

they’re everywhere

[felixcloud6288]

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

[quadtator-lawful-evil]

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

[bananapudding752]

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

[felixcloud6288]

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t g t’ at' gt . t t at a a ' gt t . ta t a a, a t ac a a g . a tt. gt a g. ta. t a . gt ?

Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

(image source)

[felixcloud6288]

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

[pfaugh]

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

[hraeiou]

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

[dnalover]

gonna be getting HELLA drunk this evening!! #hype

won't be looking forward to the whole hangover afterwards but doxie will be there for me :)

[mic-check-stims]

Stimboard for when tumblr's bitchass new bot flags every other stimboard as mature for @gaki-jakku

X-X-X X-X X-X-X

[aropride]

characterpilled Unfollow

[photo of the character]

i love my this. the charactr

characterpilled Unfollow

charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.

characterpilled Unfollow

DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER

characterpilled Unfollow

[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong

characterpilled Unfollow

character i love youso badly.

^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)

[fitzgerald-foolsgold]

deltarune chapter 7 leaked

[pokedexlover]

omg you gotta do Deoxys! I feel like it’s dick would probably be like a tentacle or smth…

POKEDICKS 4!!!!

solos below cut!

requested by anon

this guy gave me trouble because i originally wanted to make it so he had two that were like.. entwined, but that was hard for me to convey in pixel art so

also gave me a lot of trouble for literally no reason.. but i love the result

requested by @necrovital

am less than pleased with this one but i do believe in girthy short dick snorlax so i had to

requested by @smeargle-enthusiast

tip color changes based on what color paint is being used by the tail :)

[dnalover]

my favourite thing to do in the whole wide world is giving my bby deoxys little smoochies where their mouth is supposed to be. it's so stinking cute to see him so confuzzled yet so blushy :)c

whenever she tries to return the favour they just push their face into my lips or cheek or wherever he's kissin.. it's like a kitty.

Doxie my weird alien kitty ...

[dnalover]

now that i think about it, doxie actually purrs like a kitty sometimes!! especially when i smooch him, snuggle, or caress her cute stupid lil face! sounds a lot more like an actual motor than a cat, so i guess that engine really is running :P

he really likes when i scritch him under the chin 🙏