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Imagine you’re a kings guard and you think you’re gonna have a real quick tourney for your king because someone (finally) punched the brat and you turn around and LYONEL FUCKING BARATHEON pulls up to fight against you and so does BAELOR FUCKING TARGARYEN

negotiumcrucis

you gotta give to my man tuah, if i were immortal i also would be holed up in some dark library writing down my daydreaming about our immortal gays

xwilltruman

tog2 summary

lisagarlandd

elizabeth-mitchells

if The Old Guard 2 isn't about a Lesbian Divorce then how come both of them got a Divorce Lawyer

cobbbvanth

the old guard 2 is so funny because the first two thirds are like "huh booker seems way less depressed, maybe exile was good for him" and then he jumps at the opportunity the SECOND tuah shows him a way to kill himself. never let your immortality stop you from being suicidal little french bastard (affectionate)

captainshakespear

I don't think Joe's bad at lying I think he's just bad at lying to Nicky because he's literally just never tried. 900 years and Joe's like whew ok here I go gonna lie to Nicky, he caught me the last time I tried 4 centuries ago but this one will get him, third times the charm,

twobabkas

the parents are fighting

joenicolo

Nicky's sass standing there with his hands in his pockets scalding his husband for going to see Booker fucking sent me sky high. Joe looking like he was about to burst into tears?? Omg give me strength. It would have taken everything and more for him to tell Nicky that he needed 'alone time' to cover up the fact he was visiting Booker. Nicky was like, alone time?? Every morning for a thousand years without fail he tells me how much he has missed me while we were sleeping - alone time my ass... Nile, girl, get in the car....

wisteria-breathing

kosmogrl

chaoticneutralwife

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

jellogram

Whoever made you think you'd get teased for not drinking alcohol at parties was lying. You're their new supreme. You can go pick up more snacks. You can take care of the fallen. You can talk to the cops. If you have a car, you can drive people home.

In movies they always portray the sober person as a nerd but it's more like being a priest. Your lack of engagement in the carnal realities of the party makes you holy and powerful. You are a vital pillar of the community. A rock in a raging storm. Now go answer the door for the pizza man.

artemisvexing

Hashira: Tomioka's not cooperating. What are we gonna do?

Ubuyashiki: Have no fear. I know just who to send. A force to be reckoned with, a man determined to suceed at all cost, ruthless beyond all compare -

Hashira: It's Tanjiro isn't it.

Ubuyashiki (milking tf out of this) : It's little brother Tanjiro

demonslayerlaughs

-🦋

sandersstudies

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

sandersstudies

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

hoonkus-deactivated20230701

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

sandersstudies

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.