i hate this show

im serious

[girlbossveronica]

remember deaf jughead. we couldve had it all

[philcollinsenjoyer]

the problem is i really do think jughead was going to be gay i'm going to sound crazy but follow me if you look at the first season and the difference with how he is later it is so stark esp cause cole sprouse was fully doing a gay voice that he stopped later but if you really look at only jughead in the first season and especially the first like 7 episodes like that is fully a gay CHARACTER as in following the tropes of the genre it feels like you can see very clearly where his storyline is going and then it doesn't at all and i think the only explanation is really how popular bughead immediately became they had to take a hard turn with his character it's so mad how much that relationship has ruined my entire life and i hate it

[archiesinamerica]

you don't put shit like this into your original pilot script if you don't have some amount of gay intentions

[bireggiemantle]

50s cheryl, seconds away from abandoning her lavender fiancee at the altar: I can't do this anymore, arch-arch :( I'm queer! I'm in love with 1950s toni! I never should've agreed to marry you instead of her.

archie, seconds away from discovering the concept of homosexuality: gosh, cher, I didn't know you could have a lady for a husband. does that mean I can ask jughead to be my wife :)

[mary-jane-kisses]

jughead jones + compulsory sexuality: i think about it all the time by charli xcx

[lesbojughead]

come on and join your fellow man!

archie andrews - in the navy

[hooplacoopla]

Daddy by Sylvia Plath

[tallahasseemp3]

[stargazinglesbian]

life could be a dream

[bireggiemantle]

[archive1092841814]

archie + jughead + the word “iconoclast” for some reason

[urdeadbestfriend]

tv will never be like this again

[tacogrande]

STEP ASIDE #1 RIVERDALE FAN COMIN THROUGH WITH THE JOSIE/ARCHIE CONTENT U NEED!

original comic!

[fizzlehead]

who can i blame for it? i say it runs in the family!  

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[bireggiemantle]

there is nowhere quite as horrifying as riverdale

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Archie’s dad! So what we got now is this old tree stump behind the construction lot! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me archies dad, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be? It’s because of you FP, that I’m like this! I’m nothin’… I’m nowhere… Get the fuck off me! I can’t stand being like this no more, FP.

[hbogirls]

i heard you call me gay kevin when the jingle jangle’s got you brave

[girlbossveronica]

jughead knowing about the epic highs and lows of high school football line means one of two things: either archies little yard speech was so infamous that people kept bringing it up after the fact like a literal meme, or archie was such an ardent believer in football that he repeatedly brought up the epic highs and lows of high school football offscreen