Down but not out.

you are the almighty devil and i want you to make me your fucking whore

[brucebocchi]

clown masturbation is known as honking off

[helltitty]

Hey Jordan, have you ever considered being quiet and going to bed

[snuv]

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[saintvln]

my little brother is killing me i told him to speak to blathers for a pole

[justlookatthosesausages]

I am not ready for the mood guys

[levrathan]

[sncinder]

Lucien Vanserra for #weareacotar august 

[janarunneck]

Sorry, if haven’t posted anything here. But please don’t post my art here on tumblr on your own!!!! Without credit!

That is so not cool!

Here you go: feyre darling and aelin fireheart.

If you want to be more updated about my art you can follow me over Instagram: janarunneck.

[fandomlifeofsara]

Aelin is driving btw

[patchespaints]

I now wondered if the lullaby of death was not a lovely song, but the droning of flies. If flies and maggots were all Death’s handmaidens.

[wisteriabookss]

Nesta Archeron - Blue Midnight (½)

[nessian-feysand-elriel]

[my-boyfriends-are-in-my-books-t]

Elain: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.

Azriel, under his breath: I’m starving.

[kierqe]

Happy Halloween 🎃 

[flyngdream]

[vacancyyyy]

Where

[manhood]

[doyouandbequiet]

[horror-o-rama]

[michaeljruocco]

I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.

[suzie-guru]

FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. 

When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =)  

[chaos--themralds]

THAT’S AWESOME Also I love the push of the table it’s so extra it’s great