Well shit

[babyanimalgifs]

this cat tapped her back in her sleep

[princesstigerbelle]

Pep pep pep pep

[demonbarber14]

LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

[siyanie-zvezd]

[buddhabrot]

what the fuck i’m putting this out into the world this is what i want

[lejazzhot]

Joe.

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Talk shit get hit.

[misspsychotic]

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

[bixbiboom]

I don’t understand why you would gif this scene but cut off the actual verbal bitch slap.

Viscount: [angrily] “Sir, you will find the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!”

Joe: [stonefaced] “Perhaps. But it’s in your eyes.”

[lovelybluepanda]

someone: Hey, I heard that you’re learning about [insert language here]! Could you say something in it?

me: awful bold of you to assume I can speak

[vrabia]

TIL that sarper duman, aka the piano cat guy, is an enthusiastic cat dad who rescues and cares for injured stray cats in istanbul. 

“i always play piano at my home almost every night and whenever i sit to play, all my cats come around, they hang out with me and they love to sleep around the piano.”

“they are peaceful, i am more at peace thanks to them”

one of his cats is blind. "his happiest moment is at the window. listening to the birds, getting fresh air is our favorite activity. i hang out an hour every day at the window with my angel.“

there are currently 19 cats living in his home and he started a fundraiser to help cover their medical costs. 

[archatlas]

hey, not sure if you've already answered this but I wanted to ask if you had anything for buildings which cross over rivers?

Here are some examples of buildings which cross over rivers:

Old Cabin Mill

Bridge House Max Pritchard

Château de Chenonceau

Abgeordnetenhaus des Bundestages Braunfels Architekten

Ponte Vecchio

Bridge House Platt Architecture

[luxury-dream-homes]

[archatlas]

Qatar National Library by OMA 

 The Library by Rem Koolhaas

The physical impact of books has been important in terms of my entire formation. The first books that fascinated me were the fairy tales of Grim illustrated by Gustave Doré. I still remember the physical nature of those books as one of the strongest memories of my entire life. In the 1950s I would spend time in the library of the Stedelijk Museum – almost like in a living room. My first intersection of writing and architecture was Delirious New York, which I wrote in the New York Public Library, going through microfilms, old newspapers, and books. I made one particular seat my own, almost day and night.

One similarity between architecture and bookmaking is that both have unbelievably long traditions but are also forced to be of the moment, constantly updating in order to survive. We have designed many libraries and built a few. Libraries, as a typology, are so exceptionally suitable to produce radical architecture. Apparently, there is a paradox that such a traditional form produces inventive solutions, and that is the case for the Qatar National Library. The building is 138 meters long, equivalent to the length of two 747s. This is not to boast about scale but because from the beginning the idea was to make reading as accessible and as stimulating as possible to the population of Qatar as a whole. We thought we could achieve that by creating a building that was almost a single room, not divided in different sections, certainly not into separate floors.

We took a plate and folded its corners up to create terraces for the books, but also to enable access in the center of the room. You emerge immediately surrounded by literally every book – all physically present, visible, and accessible, without any particular effort. The library is a space that could contain an entire population, and also an entire population of books…

[bonjourfrenchwords]

Such was my adult calling: I would take my childhood back into my hands and make out of it a flawless masterpiece. • Simone de Beauvoir, French writer (1908-1986)

[archatlas]

Library, Museum and Community Center ‘De Petrus’ Molenaar & Bol & VanDillen Architecten &

After an extensive renovation the church, which dates from 1884, was redeveloped into a multifunctional center containing a library and a museum but also a bar and shops.

All functions are blended into a large open space which is open to the public. The most striking element is the mezzanine floor. This distinctive element gives the church a new look fitting for its new function. The 500 m2 (5380 sq ft) floor accommodates additional functions such as a study area and meeting rooms. The first floor also houses technical facilities as heating, acoustic covering and lighting. The mezzanine is placed mainly in the aisles so the original spatial quality of the church is preserved. The first floor offers new and spectacular views of the church.

[rheinstudy]

i’ll be honest: texting in french is somewhat of a nightmare. things are often written phonetically and literally nothing will look like the french in your textbook. however, just like actual french; it may be nonsense, but it’s nonsense with rules.

in general: - no apostrophes - no accents - je/tu + être and je/tu + avoir become one word je suis → jsuis tu as → tas - je + any verb can become one word je dois → jdois - objects become one word je l’ai → jlai - basically anything that can be combined is combined

ajd - aujourd’hui bcp - beaucoup c - c’est dac - daccord dmn - demain eske - est-ce que g - j’ai gt - j’étais je ss - je suis jcp - je ne comprends pas jpp - j’en peux plus jsp - je ne sais pas jtm - je t’aime koa - quoi koi - quoi mdr - mort de rire mm - même oklm - au calme pq - pourquoi pr - pour prcq - parce que psk - parce que ptn - putain ui - oui wi - oui we - ouais ue - ouais qqch - quelque chose qqn - quelqu’un qlqn - quelqu’un qlq - quelqu’un sa - ça slt - salut ski - ce qui squi - ce qui stp - s’il te plaît svp - s’il vous plaît tfk - tu fais quoi tg - ta gueule tjr - toujours tqt - t'inquiète tt - tout wsh - wesh ya - il y a

hope this helps! and although i did make this list based off of things my friends have said, not everyone texts like this - don’t be too afraid!

[hannahhillam]

[astraltwelve]

When you compliment the Zodiac Signs

Aries: “Shut up. *aggressive blushing*”

Taurus: “Oh. *internal debate over responding with ‘I know’ or ‘thank you.’*”

Gemini: “Thank you. Where is that coming from? What brought that to mind? *curious Gemini is curious*”

Cancer: “No, you [returns compliment]! *giggle galore*”

Leo: “Hahahaha no. *rejects compliment, but is secretly super flattered*”

Virgo: “Alright. *moves on with life*”

Libra: “Aww, ya really think so?” *secretly hopes for more compliments*

Scorpio: “Oh, is that so?” *violently blushes, while suspicious as to what other person is trying to do*

Sagittarius: “Do you really mean it?” *happy for the next month*

Capricorn: “Thanks.” *isn’t surprised*

Aquarius: “Well, I may or may not agree with you, but I appreciate the sentiment regardless!” *tries to decide if they agree or disagree*

Pisces: “Oh! You are too sweet! Thank you so much!” *gently blushes and hides face in hands*

[kintsugi-keys]

Okay here's a French pun for y'all

Q: what do French cats say when they’re afraid A: j'ai purr

[tycheantiques]

Antique postcard, undated.

[ernmark]

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

[cindysuke]

truly a strange language

[punkpuppydragon]

Thanks I hate it