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I'm an asexual girl who's just here to chill.

[sighsra]

wind waker!

[memeuplift]

[flowergrenades]

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

[hellshee]

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

[memewhore]

[obe]

[ifightformyfriends]

You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Gin and clawnic

[speedlimit15]

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

[the-art-of-dieselpunk-war]

Zdzisław Beksiński

[vajracchedika]

🥹

[clementimetodie]

reblog to kill it faster

[ralfmaximus]

The report says that by year four of the Alexa experiment, "Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week, but most of those conversations were trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather." Those questions aren't monetizable.

So they didn't want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you'd tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

[timemachineyeah]

this is the kind of stuff the cyber dystopias never think to include. "spying on everyone couldn't make enough money :(" like what

[cheeeryos]

they aren't losing money on the product itself they're losing money they wanted to make after selling it lmao boo fuckin hoo

[hamletthedane]

I think there should be nerdy gyms and I’m not even joking about that.

[hamletthedane]

Gyms are always marketed around appearance and personal improvement and ~wellness~: lose wait, get hot, eat less! Blah blah blah. They’re soulless and tap into a form of motivation that only works for so long (and is more than a little psychologically damaging for many people)

What if instead, a gym was a place of play, with exercise focused on enjoyment, adventure, and entertainment. It could even be like a D&D campaign:

You’re not running on a treadmill to get hot or whatever - you’re running down a beaten woodsy path to get word to the king that invaders have landed on your shoreline.

The rowing machine isn’t a monotonous repetitive exercise to get muscles. It’s a serious endeavor where you row with your companions to steer your Greek trireme or Viking warship into battle.

You’re not lifting weights - those are packs you must carry in your adventure across remote, hostile countryside

This isn’t an exercise routine. It’s today’s adventure campaign, with several different activities required - scaling a mountain, fleeing a dragon, etc

…and so on.

Because exercise is healthy, but that doesn’t mean it has to be a boring adult obligation. Why force yourself to exercise the same way you force yourself to file your taxes, when you could instead engage in an hour or so of play?

This is a silly post, but I honestly just think serious adults with serious jobs should still have some time on the playground a few days a week.

[hamletthedane]

@bagelsand-creamcheemse you understand my vision 😭

[depsidase]

[neverbelongedtoangels]

don't take me to an art museum if you're then going to be mad at me for taking a long time to get through everything. I simply HAVE to read the explanation cards and know the story behind every painting there. there are original paintings of Van Gogh and Monet here. we are standing in front of The Kiss my Klimt and you're telling me to hurry up!???

[isobelardent]

It’s like credits at the end of a movie. Don’t rush me out. Let me savour the experience and contemplate.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Hey, look at me, I'm King Crab. I'm think I'm pickin' up a signal.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[forthehonoroflove]

SPUFFY in 7x20: TOUCHED

[i-survived-that]

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

[maureen2musings]

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