[foresteeyes]

i think love is stored in nighttime conversations and “did you eat yet” and books left outside your door and “i waited to watch this with you” and splitting something in half to share and “im proud of you” and folded towels and “you can pick” and heads on shoulders and “you’re right, that was shitty. im sorry” and knocks on doors and “DINNER!” and stupid jokes and “hey i got this for you” and coffee made just right and… there are so many ways people say i love you silently every day over and over again if you only listen

[enki2]

[infectiouspiss]

"gen alpha is so cooked they don't use cds" is the new "gen z don't know what a vhs is" which is the new "millennials don't know what a rotary phone is" which is the new "gen x don't listen to the radio enough fuck television" which is the new "boomers listen to the radio too much read a book" which is the new "generation ???? read too much go work in the factories" which is the new "generation ???????? work in the factories too much go work in the fields" which is the new "kids should stop working in the fields and start hunting their food" which is the new "grug baby stupid. grug baby eat rocks. grug throw baby away"

[beemovieerotica]

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

Donna should get the Doctor's number and be allowed to call the TARDIS randomly in future episodes for no reason. never aliens. no more aliens for Donna. always just some bullshit like "my mum told me the pink blouse makes me look washed out????" and the Doctor has to be like "girl! she's crazy! but also I'm actively being shot at right now so I will have to call you back"

[dailyats]

Amy Acker as FRED BURKLE ANGEL (1999-2004) | 3.22 – “Tomorrow”

[stray-but-okay]

who would've thought

[obiwan]

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

[everythingfox]

Two types of cats

[sbirdy]

Credits to @the-necessary-unnecessary for the translation. Original post here

[marypickfords]

i genuinely believe there’s a right time to watch certain movies so sometimes i’ll wait and wait until i know.

[memedreamm]

i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in seattle and making out in public. heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhal’s nose because he kissed him too hard. when will actors do this again. 

[catchymemes]

That's a great table design (credit)

[geminiagentgreen]

[dogposts]

would stay at a respectable range and yell compliments at

[beardedmrbean]

[sushigrade]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[everythingfox]

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