Always Learning

A collection of opinions and funny or interesting things. If you find fault with something I say or feel that I am being unfair/biased in any way please call me out on it. I try to learn and grow, and even if I don't agree with you immediately I will appreciate your perspective. I'm always here to talk if you want advice, or just discuss something. I tag typical triggers, let me know if you'd like me to add anything, but I do forget, forgive me I'm human. (Profile pic is not me, nor do I have a source for it, I just found it online and loved it)

[peponichild]

[tangobunny]

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

[ackwet-blog]

oh my god

[jshredz-deactivated20151103]

Unmut this 😭😭😭

[princesstigerbelle]

IT’S BACK

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[9j2k88-deactivated20210708]

They are smiling in the last pic!!!!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

logical brain: that is your paint water. you just used it for your brush. 

poopbrain: POTION. DRINK. FOR. POWER

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yall cant tell bc of shitty lighting but i used this clean off my green ink and gold ink so its subtly glittery due to the gold which makes it all the more tempting

[uss-edsall]

'When this happens, you get a wake-up call': U.S. Jews turn to firearms training after Pittsburgh shooting

***

“The fact is, we’re at war,” said Yonatan Stern, a veteran officer of the Israel Defense Forces and director of the academy, told his class. “We want every Jew in America armed.”

In the six years since Stern started the academy, demand for firearms training had never been higher than after Saturday’s attack. Hundreds of interested students contacted Stern in the last 72 hours. All but three or four were Jewish.

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

Good

[catchymemes]

Free printer. May need some tuning.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cant believe banksy sold this for a million dollars.

[conservativerebels]

Follow ConservativeRebels for the best conservative posts!

[explainguncontrolandsafespaces]

Denmark Does Not Have A $20 Minimum Wage, Try $11.70 Instead

27% of adults have a college degree in Denmark (as of 2010)

32% of adults in the U.S. have a college degree (as of 2010)

Denmark has offered free college to get people to go. They realise it’s not actually important, so they stopped going. 

Denmark Tells Bernie Sanders To Stop Lying About Their Country

[mornington-the-crescent]

Denmark is also a country of only 16k square miles, with an almost entirely culturally and ethnically homogeneous population numbering under six million.

So applying the same principles to a nation over 200 times as large, with a population almost 60 times larger, with vastly differing demographic and cultural and geographic concerns, is sure to work.

/sarcasm

[stability]

[poetical-irony]

my naem is skwid

i am not fish.

i mite be sick

so im in dish.

the doctor touch

it give me shock.

i do not trust

so now im rock

[sarahmackattack]

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

do not poke, am just normal rok begone

[jayce]

[broodingsoul]

About 20 seconds in, I started laughing so hard that I was basically just hyperventilating.

[lerios]

Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples’ technology throughout all of time and space.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Crazy idea

[marogarreh]

save her :c

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

no, let her do this. i believe in her.

[hashtagloveloses]

This is quite possibly the greatest story ever told I’m WHEEZING

[siege1]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[theseriouscynic]

[miss-chievous-012]

Wooooow

[candiikismet]

I literally screamed. Jesus Christ’s

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

LMFAOOOOO

[emperor-of-roses]

a while back my best friend linked me to a thread on homemade My Little Pony transformation hypnosis tapes

that’s a really loaded sentence so let me ease into it

they were like, hour long recordings you were supposed to lay down and listen to and focus on nothing else, that started off with some relaxation techniques then eased into like, “feel your hands becoming hooves. remember pinkie pie’s happy memories. imagine yourself literally becoming pinkie pie. imagine your pink mane. you are literally pinkie pie”

all with the goal of putting you in a mental state where you were convinced you were this cartoon pony. and it was full of people like “wow! this was so relaxing. i felt like i literally Became rarity”

the problem is that human brains are kind of, buggy? so people, especially if they listened to the tapes too much, started like, accidentally going to this mental state they’d created at random inopportune times. the thread was suddenly full of people desperate to know how to stop it because they were turning into rainbow dash in the middle of driving on a highway to work, or whatever

anyway, i’m just burdened with that knowledge forever, now. i think about it a lot

[dragongirltitties]

this post radiates unfathomable amounts of dark energy

[blackwoolncrown]

this post is contemporary Lovecraft

[whitepeopletwitter]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kittyinhighheels]

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

[masterofthenightscape]

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Came home to find this

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

[bokunoherokomikuko]

Imagine your otp

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Some idiot on Reddit’s TwoXChromosomes, a feminist sub, wants to know why nobody is demanding Brett Kavanaugh take a polygraph like Doctor Blasey-Ford.

Gets completely owned.

Of course, if Brett had taken a polygraph, and passed, that automatically throws doubt onto Doc Ford’s polygraph. Unless her defenders would claim the polygraph was right for her, but it suddenly became inaccurate when Kavanaugh took it, which would be rather blatant hypocrisy and goalpost-moving.

[skepticsubstitute]

I kinda hate that these things exist, It can literally only hurt the taker cause if it shows truth, it doesnt hold up in court anyway, and if it shows false, it just unreasonably hurts your credibility.

[ricwulf]

You know what’s insane. Is that people consistently mistake someone telling the truth, with an accurate representation of events.

For example, have you ever been wrong about something. Ever? I’m not talking about something like rape, but I’m talking about shit like losing your keys. You could have sworn you left them on the bench right there! But they’re in between the couch cushions. 

To you, the truth was that you left them on the table. You weren’t lying. But you were wrong.

I don’t doubt something happened to Ford. I doubt the accuracy of what happened, when it happened, and who it came from. I don’t doubt her honesty (although I admit I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out she was lying), but I do doubt her accuracy. Because it has been 35 years.

And with absolutely no evidence, there is nothing that can be said that should stick to him. End of. There are no “buts” in that discussion. There is nothing to prove anything. An accusation is not guilt.

[ampervadasz]