Gitposting Official

the zone for gitposting and general destruction-based chicanery - adult - he/him - racists/xenophobes/anti-lgbtq+ zog off or get krumped

[gitposting-official]

Funi meme

this too, is an ork

[the-buttress]

Just noticed something about AOS lore

Kharadron Overlords were born because of the necessity to fight back a Tzeench invasion... They overcame this massacre and evolved into one of the weirdest factions in the realms. They think that they defeated Tzeench and strived for a better future, but if you really think about it... The Chaos God won. He CHANGED them, drastically. He attacked a bunch of duardin miners and he turned them (indirectly) into a steampunk sky pirate type of society. The Kharadon are happy because they "won" (They survived), but Tzeench is happier because he WON (He CHANGED them forever).

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

This is getting to "list of things Trazyn has in his museum"-levels of meme. I love it.

[inkary]

Cutting edge fandom commentary

requested by Dilara

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

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fuck

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you called???

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shit not you

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ok and???

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HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

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don't do this to me

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im here too!

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[joke-is-over-bot]

joke is over

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im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

[clowns-with-mallets]

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AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

[im-currently-killing-you]

no i am

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i am simply a ghost now

[ghost-now]

no dats me

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this post is rapidly spirally out of control

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Spirally

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[official-fuck]

yes :3

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

This morning, Buckingham Palace staff found Charles III in his bed chambers alive and well. My heart goes out to all the people of Britain who will be suffering due to this senseless tragedy

[gitposting-official]

[40kmemes]

[wavy-the-knight-does-art]

“‘I am not the Wolf King to growl and defend my kill.’ A strange wave of regret washes over him as he realizes he will never see that obnoxious savage’s face again. But there is no time to examine his thoughts.” - The Lion Son of the Forest, Chapter 21

“No one knows what happened to Leman Russ. Some say he disappeared into the Eye of Terror whilst searching for his old friend and rival, the Primarch Lion El’Jonson.” - Space Wolves Codex, 4th Edition

[crippledgiraff]

LINES ARE COMPLETE!

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[gitposting-official]

Before the kill team stuff gets revealed, I need to put down my predictions so I can feel cool. I have never been wrong in my half-baked theories. Ever.

A. Wilderness setting. Probably a dense forest setting, but caves/canyons are also possible. The Imperium has to be somewhat involved in everything, so we're probably talking about Catachan veterans here. They'll be opposed by 'Nids, specifically Lictors/a new lictor stand-in. B. Secret-base aesthetic. Half-way between Into the Dark and Octarius. First kit will be Mechanicus vs. Necrons, some kind of new Skitarii veteran and something really wacky on the Necrons side.

[cronnissar-deactivated20241106]

Tyranid Combat Patrol - what you get in the launch box on the Tyranids side.

[gitposting-official]

WarFest 40k reveals thoughts

god i wish i had friends who liked space marines that i could split this with

all of the tyranids models look excellent, neurogaunts are almost cute enough to make me want to build a horde army, we've got some great monster mash going on, and the space marines all look like very very space marines.

still pessimistically hopeful about what "free rules" will mean long term, everyone gets free rules and datacards at release as we already knew.

pretty happy about the armies set for new codexes, i've always been partial to dark angels, and obviously i like orks (currently trying to build a beast snagga cavalry army). also dig admech, and my best gaming friend is a hardcore necrons stan. only codex they don't have that i'd like is death guard, since i already have about 1000 pts of those

overall, a bit light, but very good reveal! 9/10

[gitposting-official]

'ERE WE GO STREAMS ON

[gitposting-official]

shoutout to all the other college students staying up into the morning to watch the 10E drop right before finals. you really should go to bed. i won't tho. you can't make me.

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid