Mostly Crit Role

possibly other thingsAlso personal D&D stuff.

[thecollectibles]

Art by BM

[shmaba]

Who wants to take a trip to Critical Role Land?

[wilwheaton]

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[floralprintsharks]

microdosing on gender experimentation by creating d&d characters

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[nosnexus]

Gosh, you’re a handsome couple.

[sweetoothgirl]

The Most Amazing Russian Honey Cake

[gizmogilmore]

Hello bees!

[menlove-archive]

honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[kaizykat]

Lyrics:

Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, “I can give you anything you ask” “You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It’s unlimited, just set me to the task.”

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, “I want houses, “I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start.”

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered ‘round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, “Let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he’s been set so far apart.” “Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff who has everything! ‘Cause his wishes are only at the start.”

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, “Everybody’s getting in my way.” The genie smiled as before, “You’ve got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away.”

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet ‘Til he finally said, “I have just one wish more.” “I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore.”

Well, the genie’s eyes got big and sad and shiny ‘Til she finally said, “Your wish is my command.” And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

So, let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff, who’s got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart

[wordsmithic]

[laurasbailey]

oh how i’ve missed witnessing something so funny that it requires a six person perspective in a video

[ruffboi-mags]

It does need to be reiterated that this was Sam’s character - a little automaton named Fresh Cut Grass - talkin about how his creator, Dancer, had built a lot of automatons, and named them all after her favorite smells.

[rubydart]

he’s like right there

[criticalrole-incorrectquotes]

(jester): would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake, or, sit on a cake and eat dick?

(lucien): …….i meant do you have any questions about the plan.

[gizmogilmore]

No, answer the question...

[teanmoon]

Riddle for Friday, October 18th

Here’s your riddle for Friday the 18th

Not spun, or simply woven My skin as smooth as a mirror You stain my face, contort my body I can hold the greatest power And pass it with a glance Yet you are prone to cast me off Without a second thought

For more on solving the riddle see below the cut

Please do not comment the solution.

The solution to this riddle should be a single word. If you add this word to my url you’ll find a secret page with a treat. (ie. if the riddle’s solution is sparkle, the treat is on the page teanmoon.tumblr.com/sparkle)

Keep reading for an extra hint

Keep reading

[bourtange]

neato: a 13th-century number notation system created by european monks

[thechildofchristmas]

this is…. actuallly really cool? like, this is probably the shortest number notation in existence and yeah, it’s tricky to use and absolute hell for doing math with, but the ability to denote a 4-digit decimal number into a single character is just really cool as an engineer and it probably had a ton of uses back then like denoting quantities or maybe even secret code you can probably draw this on a combination lock to remember the password and people would be none the wiser

[nealashitposts]

There’s a lot of accidental anti-semitism in the world , but sometimes I come across the deliberate and malicious anti-semitism im DND and I’m just reminded that no matter how much I love this game it does not love me back and the original creators never wanted me to play it.

Today’s example is: Phylactery

In d&d:

In real life

That’s right. they named the evil artifact that the evil undead spellcaster hides their soul in after a Jewish ceremonial object.

[nealashitposts]

Actually I want to add something because the genius of this particular kind of anti-semitism is that most gentiles won’t know what a Phylactery really is, The only people who will notice are the Jewish players. Making them instantly feel isolated, alone, and unsafe in their d&d group.

when you come across that you should at the table paralyzed wondering

Do my fellow players know this is anti-Semitic?

If they don’t know and I bring it up will they be mad at me for ruining the fun?

If they do know and I bring it up will revealing myself as Jewish be dangerous?

It’s a tactic to deliberately push Jewish people out of the game. and nobody jump up to tell me it was an accident because it fucking wasn’t. Before d&d Phylactery only had one definitionand I find it impossible that they would know the word without knowing the meaning. Or at least knowing it was Jewish.

[maddyaddy]

I’m just going to point out that phylactery, contrary to what OP says, has several meanings. The proper word for the boxes worn by observant Jews is Tefillin. If you go to Wikitionary, you’ll see this.

Phylactery is merely the word applied to Tefillin by English-speaking Gentiles, and it literally just means “amulet”. Now we can have a whole another conversation about whether that in of itself is anti-Semitic, considering the Torah’s ban on “magic”, but whatever. OP, I assume you were acting in good faith, but please at least do a cursory google search before making such grave accusations as these.

[wearesorcerer]

(There we go! I had forgotten the word I needed to look up.)

[one-little-goat]

While phylactery does have several meanings, the most common usage (to my knowledge) is in reference to Tefillin, and the two terms are strongly associated with one another at this point. Even if other meanings do exist, the use of the term does have antisemitic undertones. It may not have been intended as such, it might just be an attempt at “generic fantasy word”, but in practice it makes a lot of Jews, myself included, uncomfortable, especially considering how D&D treats Golems, another concept from Judaism that D&D and many other forms of pop culture have taken and twisted into something antithetical to its original form. Even if it’s not intentional, @neala-shitposts is right about the ultimate impact it has. The only reason I haven’t felt alienated from the game as a result of tgese issues is because the groups I play with are also primarily Jewish.

[spoopy-art-ghost]

I am not Jewish. I did not know this. I will not be using “phylactery” to refer to liches/lichdom anymore. I’m also sharing this with my friends so they can learn better too. 

[coffee-bard]

Veryl has officially been alive for one whole slutty, slutty year! Happy bday to my glamour bard, may he continue to fail intelligence checks for many years to come🤧💘✨

[riceball-in-a-fruits-basket]

Hey everyone, it’s been awhile but I figured quarantine was the perfect time to get back on platforms I’d neglected. Here’s a little two point turn of an Elf Lady I’ve been working on for a D&D campaign. Let me know what you think and if you have your own D&D character you’d like some art of I currently have nothing but free time for commissions so shoot me a message. also follow me on insta @devonnellclark if you want to see what I’ve been up to.

[kalfyaarts]

You’re about to go down!