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[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[tsunderrated]

If you become a trillionaire you should immediately be shot and have your assets seized and redistributed. You were a fruit that is now ripe and ready for harvest

[necrophagesaint]

if smoking is bad for you then why is it awesome

[weird-goodbyes]

the dude had a gun with him. but he just like…chose to stab Eddie. He looked at him and said “I really want to kill this lady, but I feel like you’d look beautiful with a knife wound to the gut.” And you know what? I’m not even mad. Not mad one bit. Because he DID look beautiful with a knife wound to the gut. Shot in the middle of the street, stabbed in the middle of an active shooter situation. Literally the wound doesn’t need to make sense as long as it’s erotic.

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[enki2]

[carolsturka]

[historia-is-a-cool-name]

Oh fuck, I'm at class and I'm trying not to laugh out loud

[element-kitten-klaws]

perfect

[reckon-it]

ohhhh okay that makes sense

[farmgf]

my friend accidentally turned on text summarizing and this is what it showed for our group chat

[farmgf]

well. it wasn’t wrong

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[stevenrogered]

Firefighters will now be allowed a five minute hydration break.

[pinoruno]

buck, dying crazy style: you look like hell 🥰😘

eddie: you should see the other guy ☺️😍

buck: i am the other guy 😁💕🥰

[thebuckandeddiething]

"You're gonna be okay"

[generation-snooze]

"I am the other guy"

"I know"

[weird-goodbyes]

Eddie "I'm so sorry" Diaz about stealing pants and Buck "I don't want to hurt you" Buckley to the woman holding him captive and away from medical care. My boys <3333333333 MY BOYS <3333333333