listen i wasn’t kidding when i said varian wrynn was the embodiment of this copypasta
LOLOLOLOLOL legit
This is my favorite thing on the internet.
@sassyhighking
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@gladiator-king
listen i wasn’t kidding when i said varian wrynn was the embodiment of this copypasta
LOLOLOLOLOL legit
This is my favorite thing on the internet.
@sassyhighking
this is superior humor
Ith humor
@sassyhighking
The gif you’ve all waited for. The punch he’s long deserved.
You know, I originally tagged this as #proud dad, but, realistically, I think he'd be worried af about Anduin.
Meanwhile, in the Shadowlands…
Some More Injury Prompts/Starters
“I don’t know, you went down pretty hard…”
“You’ll heal faster if you quit overdoing it.”
“You said it was just a scratch! That is not just a scratch!”
“I know you can’t feel it, but I promise I’m holding your hand.”
“I’m not letting you brawl around in some germ pit with an open wound.”
“I don’t know why I bother patching you up when it takes you all of five minutes to get hurt again.”
“If you were really okay, you wouldn’t have fainted.”
“Shit, you’re bleeding through your clothes.”
“No, your brain isn’t goo. You just have a concussion.”
“Yikes. This is going to need more than a couple bandaids…”
“Please lean on me before your limping gets even worse.”
“I’m trying, but it just keeps bleeding!”
“I’m gonna take a lucky guess here and say that’s broken.”
“If they know you’re hurt, they’re going to eat you alive.”
“This is exactly why I wanted to bring the first aid kit!”
“No matter how much it hurts, you have to be quiet.”
“The least I can do is clean up the blood— I mean, it’s your blood.”
“I don’t think ‘kiss it better’ is going to work in this case.”
“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?”
“Nonsense, Archmage. If you’re here to learn swordplay, then you are here to fight.” The warrior rested his blade against his shoulder, his lips beginning to split into a wicked grin. “But, if you prefer the easy way out, we could just make it five laps around the city.”
Varian had to admit, the mage’s request did seem odd at the time. Maybe something happened that had him worried about relying too heavily on magic. In the King’s mind, it was good for anyone to learn to wield a blade. There were times where magic and sorcery could only go so far, after all, and having the tools to defend yourself when those avenues failed was advantageous.
(So late. So short. So sorry. :<)
@archmage--khadgar
“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”
A smirk crept over the King’s face as he wiped the sweat from his brow. “What? Done already? What happened to the spitfire champion of Dire Maul?” Age had worked its way into the lines of the man’s face, yet his companion hadn’t seemed to age a day. The blessings of elves, he supposed.
It had been a long training session, truth be told. But he would rather spend his day matching blows with a friend than having to dwell on yet another encroaching threat. His words as Lo’Gosh stood the test of time. That he would, perhaps, rather be a gladiator, fighting and running wherever the winds would take him.
Ah, but he knew his place was here, in Stormwind. For all the weight the crown carried, there was a certain appreciation that came with it. The kindness, genuine or feigned, of his citizens. The honor that came with knowing many of them placed their faith in him.
Though, that in of itself was a double-edged sword.
Enough of such thoughts. He shook them from his mind and turned his attention back to Valeera. “So. Shall we go another round?” A shadow of the Ghost Wolf washed over his features in a sly grin. Worries could wait when there was a brawl to be had.
(So sorry this is so late and so short.)
@fatesblades
The gif you’ve all waited for. The punch he’s long deserved.
𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 — || dreaming || severing || waking || longing || singing || building || growing || searching || suffering ||
“It looks like home.”
“A veil drops in front of my eyes and I see strange, moving images.”
“Other people, searching for certainty, call it ‘prophecy.’”
“All I can offer is a loose, tangled connection that I painstakingly unravel when I dream.”
“I’m dreaming more often than not.”
“These people have come here for my insights.”
“It will undo you. It will undo all of us.”
“You are losing everything that you were.”
“I am myself and not myself.”
“I don’t want to abandon you.”
“It’s the silence that truly breaks me.”
“I’m searching, too.”
“Nature is creeping back in, and nature is cruel now.”
“I’m drawn by a curiosity that feels beyond me.”
“If I reveal what I can’t do, what I don’t know, they’ll probably kill me.”
“For all I know, I’m the last one alive.”
“No one knows about it but me. I won’t get their hopes up.”
“I can’t bear to fail. I have failed at everything else so far.”
“I have cried out unheard for so long that my voice is raw.”
“They saw us. They just didn’t care.”
“I have given so much of myself already, but I give more.”
“There are things we can teach each other.”
“I wish for something to grow in my shadow.”
“The things you build are not your own.”
“We’re breaking apart from the inside.”
“Uncertainty has been the death of us before, and it will be again if we are not vigilant.”
“I hope you’re prepared to walk this slope.”
“I suppose I can’t convince you to stay.”
“That’s not how I think of you.”
“I can’t wear this mask forever.”
“Something terrible is going to happen.”
“This is not why you came here. This is not what you deserve.”
“The fear is enough to make you want to leave.”
“I leave behind a yawning void.”
“I’ve crushed doubt down into myself as far as it will go, made myself sick with it, because doubt is better left unspoken.”
“I do not recognize my world. I want to flee.”
“If I can understand this better, if I can make sense of it, then I can fix it. Surely.”
“I have made a terrible mistake.”
I love your writing and it's all about enjoying the process and the fun of interactions. Fancy tags aren't needed for that. And if you did want tags you can do what I did and just make them puns and stolen quotes with jazz hands for accents.
I’d thought about it. I might. And thank you! That means a lot to me. I’m very finicky about my writing since I don’t really write or read much these days. I’m always certain I’m awful, so hearing that someone enjoys it really makes my day! <3
I hope you're feeling better now. I can see why this RPC would look intimidating from the outside, but everyone here is super lovely and non-judgmental. Write whatever you want, however you can, with whatever tags you have the spoons for, and you will be supported. Tags can always be cleaned up later and writing will improve over time. People here want to write with you and hear your ideas and welcome you into the RPC. Take all the time you need, but know your content is valued here.
I’m doing a lot better now, yes. :> I haven’t had a single issue with the RPC community and everyone’s been really helpful. Getting little notes like this sure does boost my spirits, though, and I really appreciate you reaching out to me. <3
OOC Post
Hey guys, sorry for the hiatus and unanswered asks. It’s been a rough time for me between being sick, extra work, and everything just sort of being terrible. Writing for Varian takes a LOT out of me, because I’m always compelled to write as complexly as I am capable of, and, I’ll be honest, it’s extremely difficult. I see a lot of other Varian blogs that are just...so eloquent and (admittedly) almost hard for me to read. I don’t really do a lot of reading these days, so anything I have the slightest difficulty with, I’ve just begun to assume is way over my head and leaves me out-classed. It makes it that much harder to come back and write with my mundane level of wordsmithing. Even now, I can’t help but try to throw words I wouldn’t normally use into the text to make it sound a bit more interesting, but the truth is, it can be exhausting. I want to continue writing a Varian blog, even if I’m not quite as skilled as the others out there, its just been a bit difficult to start back up again.
Also, it seems like every other canon RPer out there has these beautifully crafted tags to organize their posts and I just don’t have the spoons for something like that.
- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts
“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”
nonverbal memes
add + to reverse who does the action
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine [ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc. [ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair [ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying [ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
“You won’t be satisfied until your dead.”
The King’s chest rumbled with a quiet laughter. “You might just be right, my friend...” With a strong tug, he retrieved his blade from the training dummy. One might feel sorry for the inanimate creature. Even something with no soul did not deserve such carnage.
“But you know as well as anyone that I cannot simply rest on my laurels, even in this peaceful time.” It had hardly been a month since soldiers began their return from Draenor. With the threat of the Iron Horde quelled and Gul’dan defeated, some semblance of tranquility had come to the city.
Likely known to the blood elf, however, Varian had begun his training exercises near dawn and the sun was just beginning to set. Perhaps more weighed on his mind than he let on, but if there was one thing he knew, deep in his bones, was that the face of an unconcerned ruler stamped out whatever lingering worry plagued the minds of his citizens.
Even the guard had visibly relaxed. They were attentive, of course, but their bodies did not hold the tension common amongst their ranks. With Shalamayne firmly sheathed against his back, his gaze fixed on his old friend. “I can’t say I’m surprised to see you here. But I usually get some worried report from Shaw before you turn up.” That smile lingered on his lips. One reminiscent of the gladiator he once was. Free from the burden of the crown. Visiting with the friends he made in that time always managed to make him a bit nostalgic in that manner. “I think you may finally be outmaneuvering the old spymaster.”
@fatesblades
Villain or Hero Edition:
-“You’re going to save them and for what? They don’t appreciate you!”
-“You spill your blood for this city/village and for what? So they can never know the name of the man/woman who saved their miserable lives?”
-“How many times are you going to bleed for them?”
-“Aren’t you tired yet? Haven’t you had enough?”
-“Despair, misery, and chaos. It’s like air to me. But to watch them suffer is much more entertaining.”
-“Look at their miserable lives and tell me what you see. They’re just begging for you to end them.”
-“You’re conflicted I can see it. You don’t want to be the hero but you’re not evil enough to be the villain. So what are you?”
-“You can’t be nothing because you have to be something.”
-“You can’t be nobody you have to be somebody. They need you. Help them.”
-“You’ve shed enough blood. It’s time to stop. You’ve avenged their deaths enough.”
-“You’ve fought until your face was bloody, your ribs cracked, and your soul broken. How much more can you give to them!”
-“You won’t be satisfied until your dead.”
-“This city/village has torn you apart. They don’t deserve anymore saving.”
-“You’d give your soul to them? They won’t ever be satisfied until you’re dead.”
-“You give and you give and give when is it your turn to take?”
-“You’ll burn this city/village to the ground. Murder its people. And then will you be satisfied?”
-“I can’t watch you tear yourself apart anymore for these people.”
-“You’re cruel.”
-“You’ve been caught. There’s nothing more you can do so why are you still fighting?”
-“It’s over. It was a long war filled with countless bodies and bloodshed. So stop…it’s over.”
-“I know you. You aren’t this terrible person people see you as and made you become. There’s still some light within you. I see it…”
-“What has the world done to you to make you feel this broken that you feel the need to hurt other people?”
-“You hurt others because they hurt you.”
-“I can see the torment within you. I can especially tell by the way you mangle the bodies of your enemies.”
-“You don’t owe people anything else.”
-“You’re like the sun and moon. You can either be the light that guides peoples lives to a better world. Or you can be the moon and darken their world. Or- you can be an eclipse and be a little bit of both good and evil.”
-“What do YOU want to become?”
-“You’re the only one who can give others hope.”
-“If it wasn’t for you we’d all be dead.”
-“The histories will never know who really saved us because he/she didn’t want to be known as a hero.”
-“Don’t die for our selfish selves.”
-“You brought this upon yourself.”
-“You can either save lives or take them. So which is it? Who will you become?”
-“You say you’d burn the city/village to the ground. But what happens when you’re standing on a pile of ash and smoke with no subjects to rule?”
-“Your mentor molded you to be a monster.”
-“Your mentor molded you to be a beckon of hope for others.”
-“They will never bow to you.”
-“You’re nothing but a usurper from a foreign place to us. We will never call you King/Queen.”
-“You hide behind a mask all the time and I don’t mean the one upon your face.”
-“Of all the things to have happened to you are you still capable of love?”
-“You were born a villain but you will die a hero.”
-“You were born a hero but will die a villain.”
-“You’ve changed since we first met. You’re becoming something I don’t recognize anymore.”
-“You’re no longer a man. You’re a beast.”
-“Greatness was thrust upon you but you decided not to take it. Why?”
-“We don’t choose these roles they just happen.”
-“I won’t watch you die.”
-“What are you fighting for?”
-“Fates can be changed there’s still time.”
-“Your fate isn’t set in stone.”
-“There’s pain in my chest every time I see you in anguish.”
-“You never meant anything to them. So you turned into the thing they feared the most to leave an impression upon them.”
-“I wish you could see your worth.”
-“Your life is not worth the weight of gold they will pay you for helping them.”
-“I won’t watch you become someone I don’t recognize.”
-“I can’t even say who are you becoming because I don’t even know what you are anymore.
-“When they write of your history they will say it began on this day.”
-“Your scars are a reminder of who you were. So never forget who bled for this village/city. Who it was that saved the damned and the good. Who it was that almost died for them. Who it was that became a legend in their eyes. A legend to be remembered a thousand years from now.”