[glammamour]

SB: I need relationship advice...

Mettaton: Break up with them.

SB: You didn’t even hear what I had to say!

Mettaton: Oh, I’m sorry, please go on.

SB: Well-

Mettaton: Nope, I’m sticking with my first answer.

[desperate-housewives]

[glammamour]

[[ so i wanted to go off some aspects of the game when it came to making mettaton’s hazbin verse. just because i liked having little goofy easter eggs that still tied him to being mettaton, despite how different the au is in general.

like how he still has his hotel in the hazbin universe, and that he still performs and is on just about any channel u turn your tv on to.

but you wanna know another fun fact?? mettaton died by opening his mouth at the absolute WORST moment and got royally fucked up for it.

its literally him getting his shit beaten by a child all over again, only this time its like the most ridiculous thing you could think of. he straight up just said something to the wrong person, at the wrong time, and wouldn’t let up. and he got SHOT for it LKJHKL ]]

[glammamour]

the-delightful-temptation​:

Taking care of the whole ring did keep the sin busy, but never stopped him from hanging around his club from time to time to check on things, wanting everything to be as perfect as always to maintain the good image. And to enjoy the attention and lust from up close. Usually the guests leave him alone when he is near the bar, considering most don’t even know what to say to the sin and don’t have the courage to walk up to him, so he is caught by surprise when he hears the other’s voice.

He looks down, raising one eyebrow surprised and returning a kind smile.

“Please, be my guest.” His voice was the same he uses to sing, a melody in his tone as he invited Mettaton to sit. “I hope you’re enjoying your stay, if not, please tell me what your heart desire so I can… satiate it.” 

Admittedly, there was part of Mettaton that wasn’t sure if he’d even be accepted by the Sin. Some didn’t like to be bothered when trying to enjoy themselves, he was sure. Though, much to his surprise, he’s greeted fondly and given a chance to join.

Smiling again, the star takes a seat on the stool beside him. Then after resting one leg over the other, and pushing his drink aside on the counter. He finally looked back up at the other when spoken to a second time.

“Oh yes, I’m enjoying myself immensely. Thank you for asking.”

His did his best to make himself sound as convincing as he could. Though his face betrays him by looking less-than-impressed. 

Sure this whole scene wasn’t his thing. But he wasn’t about to be rude and start complaining. Especially since it wasn’t the club itself that was making him feel dissatisfied. That was more his own issues than anything else.

“The name is Mettaton by the way.. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you.” Though he was pretty sure if Asmodeus ever flipped through a few channels on the television now and again, that he probably already knew who he was before he ever sat down.

“May I ask how you’re fairing this evening, yourself? I admit, I was a bit perplexed to see that you were back here unaccompanied.” 

[spidermon]

[glammamour]

[glammamour]

@the-delightful-temptation​ has entered stage left!

Clubs like this, were normally not Mettaton’s cup of tea. Not unless he happened to be performing at one.

However, Vox had insisted the bot take a much needed break from work. And as annoyed as he was by the concept, he supposed he could at the very least, walk around, mingle, and pretend like he was enjoying himself. He was an actor, after all.

Though someone near the back of the establishment seems to catch the star’s eye. A familiar face amongst a sea of strangers. Even if the Sin wasn’t familiar with the star, Mettaton knew plenty about him.

So, after sauntering up to the other, a full glass of wine, still untouched, twirling in his hand. The robot seemed to flash a smile as he spoke.

“Is this seat taken?” 

[glammamour]

❝ SO WHAT IF A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE? —

THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! ❞

[glammamour]

STARTER CALL

[[ like this if we’re mutuals and i’ll make u a random starter with metta! if ur a multimuse pls specify who you want the starter for <3 ]]

[glammamour]

rubbcrhose​:

“Y O U ‘ R E one’a those classy bots. I like it. If I gotta take ya out on a date– Hell a dozen or so dates just to get a kiss from ya, then that’s fine by me. Will be totally worth it.”

“I suppose you could say that, yes. I don’t like to kiss and tell on the first date though. So I hope you’ll keep to that promise sweetheart~”

[glammamour]

[[ so in the hazbin verse, there’s still some things that mettaton has or does, thats similar to canon in-game. 

one of these things is the fact he has his own hotel.

just like in the game, he has a whole ass hotel centered around himself. and you know what? odd as it seems to a normal person, it stays busy enough that he makes a pretty good profit off of it.

there’s a lot of weird fans out there that i can see staying there for a week or more just to say they did it. 

he even visits the hotel from time to time when he can, and will walk around and say hi to the guests.

the main differences between the one in game and the one in this particular verse, is that this one is a LOT bigger than the one in the game. he gets a lot more traffic through there, and so its got a few dozen levels to it. along with this, it still has a restaurant inside, but instead of the little npc area with burgerpants, it’s just a huge ass gift shop where people can spend their money on useless MTT merch lkjhkl; ]]

[glammamour]

“Y i k e s.”

Who in the world was singing a MUPPET song right now?

[glammamour]

[[ I always find it funny how Metta is like the most confident person in most scenarios EXCEPT when someone bigger than him starts flirting with him sfjkkgfd

He’s so used to flirting with lil gremlins that when a big strong babe shows up and towers over him and calls him pretty he just MELTS into a puddle and starts making dial-up noises cause he doesn’t know how to reaCT SHJGFS ]]

[glammamour]

rubbcrhose​:

“I think an actual kiss would be a lot better.”

“Cute~ But I think a date is in order first, darling.”

[catboyslim1]

people desire me carnally because i’m goofy and silly

[kdkntmshi]

[rubbcrhosemoved-deactivated2024]

“T H A T bussy be poppin’.”

[glammamour]

Blows him a kiss~~!