Sole Arbiter of Correct Interpretations

Author for the SCP Wiki, I post about the site or my other interests occasionally. Feel free to send in any asks about the site or anything else.

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

[twinsfawn]

[luetta]

[fiiib1]

Rider Fate route

[glassautomaton]

…So she came back home, showered, and flopped into her coffin like a good little corpse.

After god knows how long, she formed a single thought:

My back is itchy.

[8bitbreadbox]

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

[glassautomaton]

I forgot to link the damn tale. Thank you.

[glassautomaton]

…So she came back home, showered, and flopped into her coffin like a good little corpse.

After god knows how long, she formed a single thought:

My back is itchy.

[glassautomaton]

New article as soon as I think of a title. Could be weeks. Months. Even years.

[solarsthoughts]

when i finish reading the most recent chapter of a fic in progress, i do not just “sit around and wait for the next update”. no, i do not “close the page”. and no, i do not “pick something else to read in the meantime”.

i refresh my emails every 30 minutes. and if the email doesn’t come?

I RE-READ THE ENTIRE WORK OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL THE NEXT UPDATE COMES.

[8bitbreadbox]

@glassautomaton

[glassautomaton]

Damn okay I'll get off Helldivers

[p2ep]

so glad im not the type of person to write this kind of post. you sound like shiki tohno

[lapithae]

[cerastes]

The male loneliness epidemic could easily be trounced if we stopped stigmatizing loudly shouting your attack names.

[sloppystyle]

[gnirewolf]

this video is so full of life

[gwensy]

food thats bad webweave

[yamada-ryo]

the most common way to be in twain is to get cleaved

[jibunbosh]

there's also Mark

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

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[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[threeture]

[dykeaholic]

[teasugarsalt]

[dykeaholic]