Brenna @glazedhoenuts - Tumblr Blog

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

shakespork

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

captain-flint

Sobriety’s overrated. Look where it’s gotten you, though. Well, where has it gotten me? Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can’t talk to the person I love. People still don’t take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.

damespock

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

gifsboom

#dogs

sapphire-burns

ultrastimpaks

impusively kissing! kissing when laughing! kissing cheeks to say thanks! kissing noses! kissing foreheads! kissing hands! kissing wrists! kissing temples! kissing fingertips! lazy kissing! goodbye kisses! see you later kisses! wait for me kisses! be right back kisses! that is so stupid but i love you kissing!

deaddolin

me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*

catchymemes

flowerais-deactivated20211031

when you think you have nothing left you still have the moon, sunsets, your favorite music, paper to write on, warm clothes, new starts and your cute self

teathattast

goatbran-deactivated20190407

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

smollesbianandreadytocry

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

anonymoustypewriter

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

lesbianshepard

the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.

somecutething

A gentle old man 👴🏼

nellyben

I like how everybody is paired off haha

larssonadam

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

itsacpsideblog

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.