all hail;

leyna. bi. 23. she/her. talents include: running in heels, being a massive dork, quoting disney movies, aggressively coping shameless plug for my frozen fanfic

[eggrpg-deactivated20170902]

What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd

[silverbit-deactivated20150726]

“Quick, quick, turn on the radio that guy who hates the dog park is on again!”

[fieryartemispublications]

Pride and Prejudice: “Occupied in observing Mr. Bingley’s attentions to her sister, Elizabeth was far from suspecting that she herself was becoming an object of some interest in the eyes of his friend.”

Me (rereading the book for the fifth time):

[dearherondale]

I found this youtube comment and honestly,,,, true

[alphalewolf]

Stiles gets nervous and accidentally reveals the wrong secret. 

[callieb]

Okay okay but what if this is a surprise to Derek too? Like he and Stiles have been hanging out pretty much every day for a year, they cook together, they watch movies together, and yeah, sometimes Stiles calls him cute nicknames that make him blush, but that’s just Stiles being Stiles, right? And yeah, okay, sometimes Stiles sleeps over in his bed, but wolves like pack to be close and Stiles is just the closest. And they’ve never talked about it, but sometimes that means they hold hands when they’re out and about. But that’s just normal pack bonding, right? I mean, Derek wouldn’t do it with anyone else, but Stiles is different. He’s special.

And then from Stiles’ end he’s just loving being with Derek and around Derek and he gets that his age is a massive barrier so he’s holding off until he hits 18 before he tries to jump Derek. Plus he knows about Kate and Jennifer so he gets Derek wanting to take things slow. Sure, they’ve never talked about it, but why would they need to? They just get each other.

And then they decide the time is right to tell the Sheriff about the supernatural, but Stiles gets nervous and fucks up and tells the wrong secret.

And the Sheriff is like, “Yes, son, I figured when I saw him sneak out of your window four nights out of seven for the past six months.”

And Derek is like, “Wait. We’re dating?”

There’s just this silence where everyone stares at him.

Stiles just shakes his head. “Dude,” he says.

And Derek just blushes and hides his face and mumbles, “Well, you could have told me.”

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Oh this is a fucking mood

[coluring]

god gave me a second chance

[guerrillatech]

[forlovefromfear]

It’s wrath month, bitches

[beyoursledgehammer]

@anais-ninja-bitch it got better

[azaffranist]

I did it, Joan.

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Today’s the birthday of a hero. Loving sister, devoted friend and expert dam breaker. Happy birthday, Queen Anna of Arendelle.

[cartoondot]

don’t repost anything, like/reblog! ♡

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I have something truthful to say but you guys….are not gonna like it

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

everyone’s always talking about how they wanna restart the Cult of Dionysus and go wild and all that but honestly. the Cult of Dionysus already has a modern day equivalent and everybody hates them…

guys…..it’s the Theater Kids…

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I don’t think theater kids get ass drunk and kill people but idk it’s been a while

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

get a load of this loser who’s never been to a cast party lmao

[gleamful-lanterns-deactivated20]

“I love you just as much now as the first time I laid eyes on you”

I’m… this was the first moment he saw her and he was completely love struck 

Yea I’m fine, I’m not crying 

[tangledbea]

“I feel the same way.”

[repotting]

the “holding out as married” rule is so fucked up

like… not only can I not marry the love of my life without losing my health insurance and the $800 or so a month I’m forced to survive on

but I can’t even CALL her “my wife” casually

like literally the US gov’t has people whose job it is to go and interview the family, friends, & neighbors of disabled people to just make sure that they never refer to anyone in their life as “my wife” or “my husband” etc

and if you DO, then SNAP! You’re defrauding the US gov’t of the pittance you can barely survive on and you are no longer entitled to your disability benefits

(some kinds of benefits might remain in diminished form but if you were disabled before age 22 you are fucked COMPLETELY and can’t get them back even if you divorce… the only loophole is if the other person was ALSO deemed disabled before 22, because that fucking makes sense)

and this is just… legal and no one but disabled activists ever talks about this shit

so yeah I’d love some of that gay marriage shit but I will never be able to get married, and to add insult to injury, I can’t even casually refer to my partner as “my wife” without risking the health insurance and income I need to survive as a disabled lesbian

[kelpforestdwellers]

this is what we mean when we say the USA does NOT have marriage equality yet

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[upkayac]

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

united states citizens who are married to immigrants are being denied stimulus checks

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

These people are taxpayers with ITINS (individual taxpayer identification numbers) but they and their families are ineligible because stimulus checks are only granted to couples filing jointly if both individuals have SSNs ( UNLESS one spouse is in the military, but that’s a different post)

Not only is that policy driven by racism, It’s also a violation of the fundamental right to marriage ( Loving v. Virginia, Oberfell v Hodges). A precedent has been set that discrimination based on who someone is married to is unconstitutional.

An idaho man going by John Doe for anonymity has filed a class action lawsuit against Trump, Mcconell, and Mnuchin on behalf of “All United States Citizens married to immigrants that file joint taxes wherein the immigrant-spouses file tax returns using an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number whom would have otherwise qualified for the Stimulus Check.”

Stay informed and don’t let mixed status families lose out on potentially lifesaving money because of the U.S government’s discriminatory policies

[valtsv]

annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN.

[annoamoris]

#two halves of a whole idiot is my favourite dynamic

[i-platypus]