[allmyandroids]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ But I like you more ✨️

[allmyandroids]

@gleamingsilence your tags on your reblogg of my edit are SENDING ME 🙏 THANK YOU SO MUCH FELLOW DILF ENJOYER BUDDYYY *huggles* ✨️ They are always a highlight when I am on tumblr ☺️💖

this is seriously the best and made my day perfect! 🥹✨️

[gleamingsilence]

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[rattyjol]

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

[j-h-watsons-mustache]

Edward Hardwicke as Dr. John Watson in The Return Of Sherlock Holmes: The Second Stain(1986).

Just look at that that dapper gentleman!!

[k-wame]

[elementaryholmes]

Like the gay guy who makes the Pope's shoes

[popscrok]

I LOVE OLD MAN YAOI 🗣️🗣️

[ganymedian]

[lalalaugenbrot]

immer wird gesägt und wenn nicht gesägt wird wird der rasen gemäht und wenn kein rasen gemäht wird wird ein bad entkernt und wenn kein bad entkernt wird werden hecken beschnitten und wenn keine hecken beschnitten werden wird laubgeblasen und wenn nicht laubgeblasen wird wird glasfaser verlegt und wenn

[pinehutch]

You're never too old to:

Stay up late thinking about the character

Be haunted by the memory of the character

Wonder if you'll ever finish that fic you started (x 20)

Reread your old fic and ask if you'll ever write anything again

Be tormented by visions of a made-up guy (gn)

Unfortunately, neither your body, your phone's bedtime mode, nor your job agree

[t00thpasteface]

patron request for a freso nightcrawler

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[dogpuppy]

[willgrahamscock]

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

[willgrahamscock]

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

[amygdalae]

The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

[allmyandroids]

I am someone who schwitzes. Schwitzing like a pig even. Straight up am transpirieren.

[horizontalfall]

“One of the strongest feelings I remember from my childhood is, precisely, of being humiliated; of being knocked about by words, acts, or situations. Isn’t it a fact that children are always feeling deeply humiliated in their relations with grown-ups and each other? I have a feeling children spend a good deal of their time humiliating one another. Our whole education is just one long humiliation, and it was even more so when I was a child. One of the wounds I’ve found hardest to bear in my adult life has been the fear of humiliation, and the sense of being humiliated. Every time I read a review, for instance — whether laudatory or not — this feeling awakes. To humiliate and be humiliated, I think, is a crucial element in our whole social structure.”

— Ingmar Bergman; Interviews with Ingmar Bergman by Stig Bjorkman

[rennerei]

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[clumsycapitolunicorn]