[glendagoosegoof]

[glendagoosegoof]

Watch M&M's movie for free

[glendagoosegoof]

Bitch

[dappermouth]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[glendagoosegoof]

Yes

[glendagoosegoof]

Egg uwu :(

[gwuvvy]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

how has this person acquired this knowledge while also still being alive

[glendagoosegoof]

If god isnt real then how do my kind suffer at the constant threat of meaty flesh fingers

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[glendagoosegoof]

Be there or be square

[theweirdwideweb]

[glendagoosegoof]

When u play sports you gotta be sports. To be sports you gotta eat sports, sport.

[glendagoosegoof]

Goose

[generichivemind]

Did someone implant that rats head onto that goose’s face

[glendagoosegoof]

Shhh.. no speak.. only ambition

[everydayreverie-deactivated2023]

Bean

[glendagoosegoof]

Now listen here. That is the last thing you will say on this goose post

[donut-gal98]

[baracknobama]

snowys1349:

fashionistaflower:

donut-gal98:

fashionistaflower:

donut-gal98:

when you’ve spent all your money on makeup and you don’t have a job 🙃

not me because I have a job 😌🍃

how ????

I used the good&co app and landed a job at apple hehe all u gotta do is take a quiz and it matches u to companies based on ur personality and skills x

omg it actually works?!

i downloaded it here 

[glendagoosegoof]

Now now mortal beings with fragile flesh, why bother with this scam of a quiz when you can become goose. Let loose goose and drink yo juice.

There is no fucking excuse

[shutmefree-deactivated20230806]

[glendagoosegoof]

Once that dome opens they wont be smiling anymore

[xenosagaepisodeone]

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

[beyonceisstraight]

if you live that long

[glendagoosegoof]

How does the law of beasts compare to the law of man?

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

I ain’t never gunna stop loving you, bitch.

[tiffanyvalntine]

I won’t hesitate, bitch

[mitski-miyawakis]

it’s Britney, bitch

[volcanicass6]

I am a bitch

[glendagoosegoof]

Trianglular second dimentional hibernation bitch

[deactivated239841928749284-deac]

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

male

female

heterosexual

homosexual

pansexual

asexual

bisexual

cis

trans

non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

an asshole

a goose

[deactivated239841928749284-deac]

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

[geeses]

you’re on our list.

[glendagoosegoof]

Listen up nincompoop. How dare you . Goose erasure is a real problem. Geese contribute more than anyone to society. We pay taxes, we have a 401k, mortgages, health insurance, social security, walmart family plans, Bjs platinum membership cards. What fuckin more could you want. We run the banks and we will run you out of town straight to the moon. I hope you like moon men cause they sure do like you and want you to have a good day.

[60106-deactivated20160403]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

nosdrinker:

moonuncle:

tubesock:

phvckshitvp:

singingangel16:

kingpushatits:

almightychiefkano:

thissbrowngrl:

tubesock:

ayyepatpat:

tubesock:

Miley has a harden darden soopin dopplin dapper rapper shootah buddha bang?

aa

van cleef pay big for your head!

hey…ahhh….waahhh!

can ya breathe?  can ya smell it?  that’s not air you’re breathing

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Bitch its 3x2+3-2-5x4+3=30

AHHHHH!!!!  My back!!!!!!  FUUUUUCK!!!!

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[galarianslowking]

Am I hallucinating what is this post

[glendagoosegoof]

Do you have any idea what you have done? When will you wake up and realize that dish soap is the product of a failed society, both economically, and culturally.

[glendagoosegoof]

Goose

[notyourmamasgoose]

Very useful diagram. 11/10

[glendagoosegoof]

If you dont beleive then get out of my house

[glendagoosegoof]

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[willmelon]

what is this

[glendagoosegoof]

Only 4.99