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aries 24

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea

[perfectopposite-deactivated2024]

[thedifficultminute]

there used to be a show and these were the only characters

[tench]

Lies, there’s also The Third

[aleurain]

[inflamedautistic]

The Iliad is probably one of the funniest books I ever read

Like I'll be having a not-so-good day, then remember how Hector had given himself an entire pep talk to fight Achilles. He saw Achilles running full speed towards him and proceeds to just book it.

Or when Menelaus got shot by an arrow in like in an ultimately nonfatal spot, and Agamemnon begins prematurely mourning him while he's standing there like 🧍‍♂️” you're scaring the men.”

Or when Odysseus is walking around the camps with a royal scepter and is just beating people with it if he finds them packing or suggesting to leave.

Or when Hector is brainstorming on how to face Achilles and for a moment goes, “Maybe I could talk with him, we’re both princes, we can both be rational, I could reason with him… that's a horrible fucking idea.”

I have more, but these, in particular, really tickle me.

[wolfythewitch]

But never let me die without a struggle and without acclaim

[sentrysvoid]

The Last Unicorn dir. Jules Bass, Arthur Rankin, Jr. | 1982

[okieduckie]

[snowbairdd]

Tchaikovsky's Waltz of the Flowers from FANTASIA (1940)

[cradleghost]

Oh jayce

[juniperarts]

Love the idea of everyone assuming Jayce and Viktor are dating when they call the other their partner 😂

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[adactaaries]

Okay let me add my five cents to the Zaunite au, where Viktor didn’t make it to the academy and remained in Zaun.

He was trying to invent on his own, but he desperately needed money for his research. And that’s when Silco appeared…

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[shuploc]

Finished the Viktor piece in time for his birthday!

[haedyllic]

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

[cinnabarfangs]

part 2 to this... the mutual parasocial relationship thickens