Shut The Hell Your Face

*🔰* Bow to meme lord.

[letterful]

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another

[selkiewizard]

no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

[wizardarchetypes]

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

[selkiewizard]

listening and learning

[clydecashed-deactivated20200313]

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[bold-baddie]

[charlesoberonn]

[all-the-bones-ever-deactivated2]

this hit me like a truck

[dogpuppy]

[mrsandman42069]

[suigintou]

does a backflip over your post and shoots at it with dual pistols in midair before continuing to scroll

[kropotkindersurprise]

Bros really out here reblogging in favor of hamas

yeah

[kropotkindersurprise]

When Palestine is free there'll be time to talk about the politics to come. For now I'm following the lead of the PFLP and supporting the Palestinian resistance in all its forms.

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[lesbianbloodritual]

urgently seeking more images of this nature

[fluffycity]

went hunting in the notes here's some highlights

[star-thief]

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[beartnie]

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

[thesexiestselkie]

Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

[transwolvie]

Okay but they're not even right about that. Elmo doesn't live alone!! He has parents!!!

[sitcomwatcher]

SICK AND TIRED OF THE FAKE FANS ON THIS WEBSITE

[vampurrring]

maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time