Shut The Hell Your Face

*🔰* Bow to meme lord.

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[letterful]

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another

[selkiewizard]

no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

[wizardarchetypes]

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

[selkiewizard]

listening and learning

[clydecashed-deactivated20200313]

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[bold-baddie]

[charlesoberonn]

[all-the-bones-ever-deactivated2]

this hit me like a truck

[dogpuppy]

[mrsandman42069]

[suigintou]

does a backflip over your post and shoots at it with dual pistols in midair before continuing to scroll

[kropotkindersurprise]

Bros really out here reblogging in favor of hamas

yeah

[kropotkindersurprise]

When Palestine is free there'll be time to talk about the politics to come. For now I'm following the lead of the PFLP and supporting the Palestinian resistance in all its forms.

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[lesbianbloodritual]

urgently seeking more images of this nature

[fluffycity]

went hunting in the notes here's some highlights

[star-thief]