Totally Not Liu Mingyan

sqh wrote My Immortal

[glitchclock]

hes watching qi rong do some stupid shit again

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First Wife Ning Yingying

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Normally I just ignore yaoi from fandoms I'm not in but when Spirk crosses my dash I always take a moment to appreciate it out of respect for our founding fujoshis

[glitchclock]

A moment of silence for our foremothers 🫡🫡🫡

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There are too many FUCKING letters in the word sovereign

[sableeira]

And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?

[purpiesaint]

‘Jiang Cheng would kill Sizhui if he knew he was a wen.’ Brother he doesn’t know who he is. He knows Jin ling has three friends and in his head it’s ’the annoying one (ljy) the quiet one (lsz) and the not lan.’

He doesn’t know their names.

[jcs-singular-slut-strand]

Once read a fic where the author said that Jiang Cheng was always taking credit for the things that Wei Wuxian did and it's like... the only time that happened is when WWX killed himself and JC let everyone think it was him

[underpaidimmortal]

something something breaching containment

[shrimpkini]

Update: It’s out on YouTube now!!

Tik tok ATE part of my video. But you guys get the full version (oooo). You’re my favorite platform, don’t tell the others

[anqelbean]

Hehe

[shuuenka]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

[not-a-bumblebee]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

[nibbelraz]

When the tiny human that lives with you runs your kingdom with such speed and efficiency you can't help but want him carnally

[airplanebroo]

His computer froze at the monthly peak meeting.