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▪▁▘▫▒▞░╍Б░₮▅ΣΞИ▒ [they/them] Demi's personal blog. Somtimes NSFW and lewd.  Please feel free to use the Ask Box to request content warnings.

[that-insufferable-varmint]

all done now i can nap for like 10′000 years

[nebularobo]

Mae & Bea, commissioned by @djmacalive 

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[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

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[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[koboldpost-generator]

BIG MOOD

BIG BOLD

[collateral-daverage]

[koboldpost-generator]

Power

[neo-space-foundation-x]

This implies that the slang word swole is used in this medieval setting. 

[koboldpost-generator]

well yeah the term swole came from swolbolds silly

[tamlin12]

This is Dekkhir the Fighter, Pikrit the Alchemisit and Ree’jar the Ranger or as I like to call them: Rock, Paper and Scissors. Thank you for commissioning me!

[saturnkimmy]

what’s he so cute for?

[extremelyspecificmemes]

[freddietornageruniverse]

This is how far I’m willing to go for a joke

[agent-de-voyages]

Art trade with gingerbreadcookies ! Also, sif helped me draw her, so credit given where it’s due! It’s been a while since I’ve painted something, I missed it :’ )

[sensorykitty]

x

[paper-mario-wiki]

o fuck YEAH babe GIMME those nintendo 64 gem sparkling effects

[hiightro]

💋

[smokeyocity]

my new van oc… shes an ice cream vender and really likes hardcore music

[memesandlaughs]

[kitty]

he do the wiggle…. then THEY do the wiggle

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[pengosolvent]

this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent