Still don't have a proper title!

Random things. He/Him. Pansexual Demiguy. Old enough to have been taught not to give out personal info online.

[ankle-beez]

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

[ankle-beez]

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

[oneheadtoanother]

[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[teathattast]

[catcrumb]

[amanaci]

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]

[bogleech]

I just wanted to know if you've ever seen the creature from the largely unremarkable 80s horror film The Boogens. Apparently the director hated it so it's barely in the movie, which is a shame because I love it with all my heart. Please go look at a Boogen and encourage your friends to do the same.

A good child who deserves better than that :(

[erumelde]

[eyezehuhh]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[opalescent-potato]

[gendernewtral]

yeah that’s exactly what happened

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

no u fucken dont

[girlnextvore]

anyway a wrestling company i like called CMLL had a special event tonight with pokemon for Mega Hawlucha here is some of the ring gear based on pokemon

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote