A Vague Disclaimer Is Nobody's Friend

"Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I'll beat you to death with a shovel."

[thesassyducks]

[lilibat]

[dialnfornoir]

The Addams Family

[justcatposts]

Target Acquired 

(via)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[feministism]

[alldudsnostuds]

[theconcealedweapon]

When entitled people get what they want, they only become more entitled.

If a single man feels entitled to a woman dating him, then if a woman actually dated him, he’d continue to feel entitled. He’d feel entitled to sex whenever he wants. He’d feel entitled to her obeying him. He’d feel entitled to controlling who she interacts with. He’d feel entitled to her never breaking up with him.

The problem is his sense of entitlement, not the women who reject him.

[knittinghooker]

I have too many painful memories of men being exactly like this.

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

White goyishe people keep on bringing up "what if there were still statues of Hitler in Germany" and I have to keep repeating ad nauseum that the companies that still benefitted enormously from their connections and collaborations with the Nazis, such as BMW (Bavarian Motor Works), Hugo Boss, IBM, Bayer, Chase National Bank, Ford, L'Oreal, Porsche, Chanel, Mercedes Benz, Volkswagen, etc, are still around, and were never made to meaningfully account for any of the profits that they acquired directly from collaborating with Nazis and enabling the Holocaust.

These comparisons should invite a deeper consideration for what kinds of tributes and beneficiaries of genocide are hiding in plain sight. And stop playing a game of thinking Shoah is treated with kid gloves, instead of cynically used to promote propaganda of American exceptionalism and heroism that doesn't actually translate to justice for survivors and their descendants.

[nickyfantastic]

“Denazification” in Germany is such a disgusting and pernicious myth and it’s been so successfully disseminated. Nazis directly involved in the Shoah held top NATO and cabinet positions in postwar West Germany. A civil servant in the “office of jewish affairs” was Adenauer’s chief of staff for like a decade. The justice ministry after the war had a higher proportion of nazis than during the war. The West Germans and the Americans successfully bullshitted history and everyone gobbles up it up and asks for more. So fucking annoying

And then ppl want to use postwar Germany as a paradigm for America. The fuck? Symbolic concessions w no fundamental shift in social relations or accountability for perpetrators,? No thank u!!!

[deathdaydreamm]

soappppp

[deathdaydreamm]

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

oh. I thought it was a photo.

[mykrazyuniverse]

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

[deathdaydreamm]

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

[deathdaydreamm]

Here are some other paintings I’ve done, if anyone’s interested 👀 ( three of these are based off photos)

[that1nerdgirl]

THE LAST ONE THO

[hey-i-like-writing]

THE TALENT

[mintiichip-deactivated20221121]

Bro you better be making so much money off of this-

[deathdaydreamm]

Actually I have negative $40 dollars to my name, I’m gonna get fined by my bank soon lmfao

[tracknumber06]

[tembonzuri-blog]

Falasha Black Jews of Ethiopia 

[theocseason4]

5A period, honey .

[nightblightowl]

3D

[redrosessoulcabin]

4 or 5D

[jackthesage]

1E

[libertybill]

Hit!

[homopower]

Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.

[brilliantlybeloved]

[shitpostgenerator]

no offence but video game propaganda is inherently homophobic

[demilypyro]

These are literally indistinguishable from actual posts on this site if you take away the url

[arceus-ex-machina]

I literally thought I was about to read a discourse post

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

[modernfencing]

[ID: three photos of Alicia Ayliès, the first two in a fantasy fencing uniform including a cutaway skirt that says Paris 2024 with the Olympic rings. THe thirs is of Alicia demonstrating a lunge in a standard epee uniform.]

Good luck to Alicia Ayliès, Miss France and (more importantly) epee enthusiast in the Miss Universe competition!

[we-are-knight]

@we-are-swashbuckler

[zetrystan]

WHAT IS YOUR FANTASY CHARACTER?

(I should be sleeping, but… I made this instead.) I’m a lvl 9 chaotic evil sassy paladin. Accurate.

[dontgofarfromme]

There is, in fact, a middle ground between "this content creator glows with holy light and can do no wrong, I worship the ground they walk on" and "this content creator is violently wicked demon spawn who needs to be immolated in volcanic fire for all time" and I can only hope that people figure that out at some point