When It Monday @glitchsoup - Tumblr Blog

glitched areas in 3d games: bizarre but serene, like being in a wide awake dream world, where physics and logic are only theories, and everything seems so confined and yet you’ve never felt more free

glitched areas in 2d games: welcome to hell! welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

skarchomp

i-am-a-fish

I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

doomdoomofdoom

loginthebin

Sounbchbob

He’s so cool

jadejemdoesstuff

I had an interesting night last night

under-the-arch

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

irishironclad

Tumblr gold users rise up

babanabread

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

depsidase

telnaga

despazito

His little pony...

girls4losers

i gotta remember this

imsobadatnicknames2

cl0wnc0ll3ge

bogleech

From here. If you think arachnids with long legs are just scary please watch this solifugid dig her nest (or try to) like SUCH a goofy little person creature. Look how she shoves dirt with her mouth and then gives it a little pat. Is she even making any progress?!

xanaxfarts

Theodoros Angelopoulos: ‘Landscape in the Mist’ (1988)

haaarpb

old ppg doodle i never finished & a comic i still like.

sloppystyle

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

thunderbottle

he’s on his way

tomiyeee

oicuperp

hoffman's car

magical-missiles

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

i-identify-guns-in-posts

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

maykitz

you forgot to identify the pink one

grenade-maid

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

maykitz

you forgot to identify the pink one