[narutwitter]

[rememberrysartz]

Silly brainrots of these two

[narutwitter]

[bakapandy]

So my friend and I rewatched the fight with Sasori again…

[vawobefanart]

#1 Itachi Uchiha — Goalkeeper

If there is one thing Itachi excels at, it is reading people before they act. His greatest weapon is his ability to predict shots. Although using the Sharingan during official matches is forbidden, it is allowed to be used during training. His extensive preparation quickly enabled him to almost flawlessly predict where a shot is headed before it is even taken without using his Sharingan, and instead by analysing body positioning, foot placement and movement patterns in mere seconds. Beyond this ability, he possesses the calmness required of an elite goalkeeper. While others may panic under pressure, Itachi always remains fully composed.

Itachi is not a flashy goalkeeper. He rarely dives dramatically because he rarely needs to. Instead, he relies on positioning, prediction and decision making. He prefers to neutralise oncoming danger before it can actually turn into a threat.

Strengths:

Exceptional prediction ability

Outstanding reflexes

Calm under pressure

Weaknesses:

Relies heavily on reading the game

Smaller than the average goalkeeper, making it harder to reach every corner of the goal

His chronic illness occasionally prevents him from committing to the riskiest saves, leaving small gaps in an otherwise excellent defensive record

Guys, the time has come! I’m gonna post the player cards piece by piece while I still render them. Of course we start with the goalkeeper!

I need y’all to know that I know jack shit about football lol. All my knowledge comes from a few hours of googling and every other year watching my team in the World Cup/European Championship. I simply got carried away watching the ongoing World Cup and my brain can’t stop picturing my favourite evil organisation in those cute shorts, celebrating goals with hugs and collecting yellow/red cards by almost killing their opponents (well, the last part is mostly Hidan’s job). If you wanna hear more about what my brain came up with stick around. A little teaser: they do have 4 special guys on their bench and their sponsor is one hell of a legend! Haha.

If it wasn’t for @glitter-assassin I probably wouldn’t have been able to come up with half of the headcanons I have, so we all should thank her for everything I’m about to share with y’all 💕 Chatting with mutuals is such a pleasant and inspiring experience.

[blue-evening]

You cannot convince me that Deidara isn’t the biggest Nepo baby out of the Naruto series. No I have no evidence to back this up, but trust, he had a nanny, hated being told no, and still to this day throws a fit when someone makes him mad

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[davidemmerich]

I'm a big hit at parties because I say things like "death to all who oppose us" and "the reckoning is at hand" when I’m clicked on

[wispforever]

do you guys think kakuzu's ever really hard on himself bc of his time in the waterfall and then hidan just unknowingly is himself

bonus under the cut

[wispforever]

Pride Masterpost!

Here are compiled some of my most popular posts that focus on queer topics! I keep reblogging art every year, but now it's getting to be kind of a lot, so I figured I'd just put all the links in one place for you all :) Happy pride month!!

Trans:

(Naruto)

Kakashi's mask!!

Madara's top surgery scars

Fugaku the ally

Nonbinary Orichimaru

Haku comes out to Zabuza

Genderfluid Izuna

Team Minato spring cleaning

Kakuzu and Hidan do taxes

(Soul Eater)

Crona and Ragnarok with the nonbinary flag

Soul, Maka, and Crona with the trans flag

Hoes mad

Ace:

(Naruto)

Itachi and Kisame heart-to-heart

Ace week with Hidan and Kakuzu

(Soul Eater)

Stein and Spirit lover's quarrel

Stein with the ace flag

Sounds fake but okay

Queer:

Pride month and Systems

Every Gay Kiss I've Ever Drawn (as a treat):

(Naruto)

Biggest Cheaters in Ninja Hell

Hidan finds out his partner is hot

We rock as partners, right? (under the cut)

Hidan Kakuzu single

Gai is back!!

Kakashi/Gai drawing ask game A3

Hashirama and Madara (actually) dance

Your brother is gay

Hashirama/Madara drawing ask game A4

Hashimada colored single

Hashimade uncolored single lol

Itachi and Kisame single

Shikamaru Naruto rarepair ask

(Soul Eater)

Parent-teacher conference

Stein Spirit pride flag kiss

Stein Spirit sketchdump

Montero Stein Spirit dance

Stein Spirit valentines single

Scyth lips

(Other Fandom)

Shigaraki Dabi single

Dabi Hawks single

L and Light single

Honorable Mentions (some of my favs)

Happy Anniversary, Sasuke

Peep dat sweet ass no jutsu (og and sequel)

Have dinner with me!!

Itachi does Kisame's makeup

Stein's Favorite Color

I can't go to therapy (og and sequel)

Miss Sugar Pink Liquor Liquor Lips

Spirit's wife

Deathstar single

I want to be You

Private Investigator

Ask Kim out

And if all of this isn't enough, I rarely post anything that's NOT gay lmao so check my ship and fandom tags if you want more of that gay shiiiiittt

[deaddogbrain]

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

[glitter-assassin]

More Akatsuki video game headcanons, this time for how they would play Baldur's Gate 3:

Pain- Wizard. He's nice to the companions and helps a lot of the side characters, but he takes over the Elder Brain at the end. It's for the greater good.

Konan- Cleric. Makes sure to get the best endings for all the companions, and also helps all the side characters. Hates Wulbren. Goes to Avernus wirh Karlach at the end.

Obito- Oath of vengeance paladin. He thinks he wants to take over the brain, but he keeps getting distracted and hit with the urge to restart whenever he reaches act 3.

Kisame- Fighter. Plays in honor mode and even installs mods that make the enemies stronger. Then he nearly rage-quits when he fights Grym, but he refuses to skip the fight. Surprisingly fond of Scratch and the owl bear cub.

Itachi- Rogue. Does multi-player with Kisame. Major completionist. He takes every choice very seriously and spends way too long deliberating over them.

Kakuzu- Warlock. He gets dragged into a multi-player run by Hidan, mainly to be his bodyguard as he starts fights with everyone. Gives Astarion up to the monster hunter and lets Auntie Ethel keep Mayrina. Greatly enjoys robbing Raphael. Hidan makes him keep Shovel as a familiar.

Hidan- Barbarian. You may be expecting him to play Dark Urge, but he refuses to associate with any god other than Jashin, so Bhaal is an imposter in his eyes. This doesn't stop him from still killing every npc he can get away with. For example, he kills the goblins harassing Barcus, then launches Barcus off of the windmill anyway. Regularly gets yelled at by Kakuzu for starting fights with massive groups of enemies.

Deidara- Wild magic sorcerer. Regularly gets the whole party killed with magic surges. Makes Karlach and Lae'zel carry a ridiculous amount of explosive barrels so he can use them in every fight. Blows up the Steel Foundry without saving the Gondians. He hates Gale for being ungrateful about his bomb, and he gets a game over in act 1 by killing Gale and refusing to resurrected him. But of course he save-scums everything so he never faces any consequences for his bad decisions :)

Sasori- Installs a mod to add the artificier class. He actually gets very into the story and enjoys the strategic elements. He claims he doesn't care about helping the side characters, but he's secretly nice to the tiefling children and that orphan in act 3.

Zetsu- Druid, of course. He's the one who plays dark urge, and the black and white half spend the whole game arguing about whether to resist or not. Licks the dead spider.

It may be too obvious who my favorite characters are.

[otterguppy]

hidan gets reported😞 (audio is from rtvs congress)

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[refinery29]

The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

[vigilantsycamore]

Wow, a post where a qualified professional explains why it’s bad to misuse clinical terminology and equate mental illness with authoritarianism. I’m sure the comments don’t contain any people defending to the death their right to misuse clinical terminology and equate mental illness with authoritarianism

[mochidoodle]

I started drawing this nonsensical ‘Everybody Lives’ AU in 2017 and it’s high time I bring it back 😎 …starting with Artist Duo!!! 🦂💥

[thememedaddy]