thorn-mouthed, red-stained, singing

dan. 30. they/them. i must obey the inscruitable exhortations of my soul.

[glittercorvid]

what the fuck do you mean i have to download an app to charge my car. what the fuck do you MEAN if i don't have my PHONE i also can't fucking DRIVE

[paparoach]

let's hear it for rice with some bullshittttttttt

[headedoutleft]

honestly “the lion doesn’t concern himself with” is a pretty good anti-ocd phrase

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with managing other people’s feelings

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with what ifs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with germs

[headedoutleft]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with reliving that one excruciatingly painful moment for the one thousandth time and imagining a better response

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[butterflypeaflowertea]

BORING! BANAL! PREDICTABLE! CLICHÉ! AND WORST OF ALL… PROFOUNDLY UNCHIC!

[kushblazer666]

[dogpuppy]

[srdcovka]

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

[berkeleygirl3]

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[wcfieldsimpersonator]

talking about how bad everything is in the world and how i want it to be better and my coworker said god would save us

[herpsandbirds]

Siamese Red-Necked Keelback (Rhabdophis siamensis), family Colubridae, Cambodia

Mildly to moderately venomous.

Venom is excreted into the saliva, and enters the prey through the bite wound. Keelbacks do not have fangs.

This species is also poisonous! They sequester toxins from the toads they prey on.

photograph by Yuehua Pu

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

[lamignonette]