Just trying to have a good time in this life

A nerdy, cat loving dude! Duncan, 31, he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Art blog is Vaporwavemonk-art.tumblr.com Header art by pettyartist.tumblr.com !

[eliotbaum]

Ravenloft 🩸 3rd foiled sticker design of my Curse of Strahd campaign

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[retronator]

I realized I haven’t done any Pixel Dailies this year, so when I saw the #palmtree theme today, I decided to finish my Retropolis triptych. 

It all started with the scuba diving theme back in August 2016, and I added the coral reef during this year’s Octobit. The palm beach scene comes from the island where SpaceX is taking into orbit and completes the set. 

Expect these soon to be seen on Retropolis city’s tourism page.

p.s. I never thought I’d be using pure grey to draw either wet sand or shallow water, but I think it works quite well in this case. Just another indicator how colors are relative and next to the warm sand, the grey appears closer to blue.

[door-insurance]

LRSummerfest 2: Laundry Day (fan comic)

she actually owns a pair of jeans and they go well with nora's shirt

she loves roasting her little lesbo sister

shes creeping in like a looney tunes character

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BONUS SIDE COMIC TIIME

the two lesbos got matching mohawks, kat's sideburns hanging on for dear life

I sketched this during a stream once and wanted to expand on it cause its honestly cute, they would do this together

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for more infro on the summerfest, please click here

I'll be posting for it ofc but please feel free to join us! this comic falls under the "90's aesthetics" prompt

this is a tad belated but one of the peeps running the summerfest is a good friend of mine and she wrote me an amazing pickpoet fanfic for my birthday, it's angsty as hell!

heres the link

[achillesinhighheels]

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[garaks-padded-bra]

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

[garaks-padded-bra]

I had to take him into the utility room with me while i was finding duct tape to close off the bottom of the fireplace as well, so he wouldnt despawn when i was gone, and WHEN I PUT HIM DOWN TO GET THE DUCT TAPE, HE MANAGED TO NUTTY PUTTY CAVE HIMSELF IN ANOTHER CRANNY I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED. AND AS I PULLED HIM OUT BY THE ASS HE CRIED LIKE A HUMAN BABY. do NOT make me feel bad for saving your dust bunny spelunking ass you SICKO

He had me doing this shit 3 times today

[garaks-padded-bra]

he is SICK of it

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[uss0]

i highly recommend finding yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's always super excited about you. life is too short to spend it with someone who acts like showing love is a chore.

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[laimfunk]

[pangur-and-grim]

listen. when you slip on a banana peel and impale yourself on the sharpened banana stem, I hope your last words are “Greer was right.”

[english-history-trip]

King Alfred the Great’s lost remains 'found under car park', TV show researchers say

The long-lost remains of King Alfred the Great have been found buried under a car park, investigators claim.

Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”

[lostinhistory]

shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park

[spyderqueen]

Two nickles man ....

[carbonatedgatorade]

there are lots of skills you can learn

[carbonatedgatorade]

some people will try to convince you skills are un-learnable. those are cognitive distortions that they have to deal with on their own. don't let them pass those on to you.

[carbonatedgatorade]

as beings (human or otherwise) we all possess a capacity for growth, change, and skill acquisition. there are of course situations that might make this more challenging and—as is often the case with children—people in our lives who might not want that for us. but it can be done.

[carbonatedgatorade]

i guess what i'm saying is that after a while 'being bad at everything' stops being a viable path. it leaves you with almost no options. not just in a career, but in terms of being alive. what is there for you when you can only do what you know, and what you know is only what you currently do?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[pangur-and-grim]

I also got Belphie a present, but he started playing with a stick off the ground instead…..

[were--ralph]

This really says everything

[were--ralph]

Female one btw