Fight Me

23, lady gal, Toronto. Extended fourth year sociology specialist, office worker. #1 ally fer sure

[banderboucher]

New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

[hyperchaotix]

What is the objective?

[nibrocrock]

Survive.

[sheglows]

[luwten]

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[niyarest]

and they were broommates

[madamslayyy]

I love this so much!!!

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

the emo trinity’s average song stats

mcr 

fob

patd

as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking. 

‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question. 

[roaringstream]

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[hummusenthusiast]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

[maxknightley]

Out: The political compass.

In:

[maxknightley]

A few people have mentioned being centrists so I have an important adjustment to make to this compass.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[pizzaotter]

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

[blackwoolncrown]

he’s so talented

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Your mind about to enter depression mode

The depression hitting you

[mjalti]

me, at 3 am: babe wake up … I figured out the jonbenet Ramsey murder case

my husband, groggy, the fourth time this week I’ve woken him up at 3 am with that statement exactly: ok let’s go over the facts,

[jirachi]

idk what college does to people but the guy next to me is watching scooby doo 1 inch away from his screen

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[dakotaaaa]

some thoughts on self objectification 

[theresagooseinthemainframe]

Holy mother of hell