I Beg to Dream and Differ

23/Queer as Fuck/ Tattoo Artist. GodsGirl Aldis. Burlesque Dancer. Singer. Alt Model. Canadian. Gryffindor. Writer. Angry Feminist.

[glitterlabia]

Um... Hi? Hello?! Is this thing on? It's been a hot second. I keep hearing "tumblr is back" and I'm not quite ready to have my heart broken... 2011 tumblr or nothing for me sweaty 💅

[themanicnami]

Random Witchy Story Time

A few years ago I was at a museum that had some old grimoires and alchemy books on display and translations to the pages posted by them. My favorite grimoire page was a spell for rain where the person would go outside with a bucket of water and pour it onto the ground, then proceed to pretty much yell at the clouds about ‘see its not hard!’. To date that is my favorite rain spell I have ever seen.

[stormneedle]

Sympathetic magic at its finest!

[mydeddyalabama]

j*y z’s dinosaur ass: this is my album where i talk abt all the many ways i fucked over my beautiful wife that i dont deserve pls listen to even one song

me:

Blue Ivy: *freestyles*

me: 

[glitterlabia]

Me: Don’t text him! Friends: Don’t text him! Family: Don’t text him! Me *ten seconds later*: … I’m gonna text him!

[glitterlabia]

[chillithid-deactivated20120120]

The progression of the Knight. It’s hard not to admire the intricacy of this armor. It’s easy to see that these men were practically walking tanks on the battlefield.

[khfanforall]

hhhnnggggggdfskljgdfghlk

[shatterstag]

Gosh I stayed up til 5am once reading about the stages of plate armour dressing with modern demonstrations from armourers and how exactly you have the weight distributed and the padded underclothes and jajfkabdksb boners

[hyperbali]

Why hello there armour reference, why don’t you make yourself comfy here on my dash!

[meam]

gimmie

[sunderlorn]

This is all by Angus McBride, right? Credit where it’s due.

[victoriansword]

They are all signed Graham Turner, so no, not the work of Angus McBride.

[glitterlabia]

Legit stunning

[glitterlabia]

Boys are fucking stupid and make you feel so wanted when it's on their terms and so completely ignored and insignificant when it's not And I fucking hate that And I try to ignore it but fuck they get a hold.

[neurodivergentaf]

stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)

[sad-ism]

[badkidsjokes]

2 Thing

​What 2 thing make a girl happy ??

i love you and 50% discount

[nevaehtyler]

This is everything.

[destinyrush]

💕

[ithelpstodream]

[honorarycorvid]

Probably when corporations became people, and damaging their profits became weirdly equated with physical harm to sentient beings.

[prewars]

honestly, why does jkr think harry “ptsd” potter is gonna immediately settle down in to a long term relationship with someone he’s known since he was 12 and it’s all going to work out perfectly fine and he’s not going to be restless and unhappy and irritable which are all traits we have seen of him. let ginny realize she’s into luna lovegood and let harry have several years of living in a cottage in the woods away from everything so he can find peace again and then let harry become, ding ding ding, a professor at hogwarts because he’s better at teaching than anything else and him wanting to be an auror at fifteen is like wanting to be a firefighter as a kid

[hustleinatrap]

damn

[meganandnicky]

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

[hecantelliaintmissinnomeals]