pizza crime is eternal

I'm Autumn and I'm a photographer. I'm 23 and bi. my icon is by dailyrowlet.

[kylesquips]

DnD inspiration

Merchant shops but they all look like the wizard gift shops in florida

[kylesquips]

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE (GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!)

[piromantic]

*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef

post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word

[0100011101101111011011100110010]

Please..tumblr.. stop reccomending me horny comics.. I’m begging you

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Hey I have some awful news

[batter-sempai]

When Tumblr staff bans tiddies but a furry-on-human porn comic ad is okay

[luminous-orb]

stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me

[knifefightscene]

marvel everytime they release something:

[overgosh]

[skygrl]

yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post

[just-shower-thoughts]

Gordon Ramsay should do a show where he goes to schools and tastes school lunches then helps the lunch staff imrpove their food.

[average-caucasian-shark-deactiv]

Michelle Obama should be a guest on every episode so he can yell at her and tell her how much the food is shit, since she was the one that made school lunches so awful.

[viktor-the-victor-blog]

Now THAT is something I’ll pay tax dollars for.

[tuchux]

I’m so tired of hearing this. No. No she didn’t. Your school districts did.

[pummelos]

Michelle Obama’s provisions did things such as limit the amount of sodium lunches could contain and set minimum fruit and vegetable portions. These things on their own did not make school lunches worse. It was districts fighting back against having to give a shit about what their students ate, especially low-income and food insecure students who depended on these lunches for their daily food intake.

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

REAL GAMERS SAY

FUCK

[laughconfetti]

i have never said fuck ever in my entire life

[mutantranger-deactivated2022040]

You just did

[laughconfetti]

FUCK

[badnovels]

[mercurialmilk]

a very sexy thing:

when the subtitles tells you the name of the song that’s playing 

[manynamedshe]

People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

there are four kinds of tumblr users:

likes posts as bookmarks, to find them again later

likes posts as receipts, so they know they’ve reblogged them already

likes every post they see and enjoy because that’s what it’s for

has no liked posts at all, is possibly a cryptid

[millenniallust4death]

What post-grad actually looks like.

[aboonoor]

[theselfcarelifestyle]

If you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror.

[bogfox]

Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch