Laynor

Hello 😎

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[striders]

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

[jon-jarchivist-sims]

Yeah this is funny

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[werewolf-transgenderism]

he jumped in a pool in the suit yesterday to celebrate the public pools opening for the summer btw

[elftwink]

theres a phenomenon that happens on here i have been calling "normalize loving parents posting" which is when you spend a lot of time on tumblr and are exposed to a lot of one specific counter-cultural narrative day in and day out until you start to forget what the dominant ideas are for most of the human population and thus feel the need to "defend" things that are widely accepted and popular. it's called this because of the time a bunch of text posts about shitty dads were circulating and then people with good relationships with their dad didn't feel included enough and started making "uhmmm can we normalize loving parents? not everyone has a deadbeat dad, MY dad is great" type posts, seemingly forgetting that good relationship with dad is a cultural norm that is expected and encouraged. i think its good practice, especially when im annoyed, to stop before i hit the post button and ask myself if this is a real issue or if im normalize loving parents posting. because often im about to try to normalize loving parents

[elftwink]

common examples of normalize loving parents posting:

support women who shave their legs and wear makeup every day

let's hear it for masculine men

reminder that two people of the same gender can have a close platonic relationship!! not everything is gay!!

skinny shaming is hurtful too guys

does anyone else think [ironic kink du jour] is strange and freaky and gross?

saluting our bravest warriors who aren't afraid to stand up and advocate for the status quo

[bodyofdeath]

imagine you’re a ninth grader just goofing off with your buddy and you come up with a name for a band that makes both of you laugh while you’re stoned and you record a couple of tapes during summer break using that stupid band name you came up with to make your friends laugh and then forty years pass and you’re stuck with your entire life’s work and legacy being called Ween

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i think vampires should latch onto their victim's neck like a tick, and just stay there until they bloat & fall off naturally

[jaguarguard]

I- i hate that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

furthermore i think the supernatural fandom should use this biological quirk to invent vampire sex knotting the way they did with werewolves and the omegaverse

[warpsbyherself]

Since knotting is usually pretty localized to the parts it wants to keep in contact (classic knot -> breeding), I think this implies that knotting vampire penis is now a feeding tool. Maybe it opens like a lamprey

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no see you're focusing too much on penes as a concept. technically a vampire's reproductive organs are its fangs/whatever it uses to latch onto its victims. which yes could mimic many real-life bloodsuckers including a lamprey, a tick, or perchance...a mosquito? and of course fandom requires an implicit sexual nature to the act, be it one of breeding, feeding, frenzy, etcetera.

now hear me out:

PROBOSCIS DEEP THROATING

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[iamrockqueen]

[zawmbikilla]

every time i see this image it makes me happy

[emo-oreos]

or this one

[what-even-is-thiss]

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

[iammyownslut]

Sound waves follow the same pattern as ocean waves (crest, trough, crest, trough), however there is only an ocean wave every several seconds, while there is a sound wave many many times a second.

Therefore, your ear drum is like if there was a guy at the beach trapped in a cage getting hit by 20,000 waves per second.

[sugaredveil]

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance ladies

[caitvisbian]

the plot of leverage:

[glittery-campy-piss]

Utterly and truly wild to me that Dean Winchester does not smoke cigarettes. Like where is this man's signature pack of marlboro reds. Where are the nasty ashtray inserts. Where is the constant layer of haze in the bunker. This feels like a canonical Dean trait and it simply does not exist? Bizarre.

Bonus content: sam hates hates hates it and is repulsed by the smell of smoke and harasses him about it constantly. Cas often stares at his chest for primarily gay reasons (obviously) but also is checking up on the Lung and Liver Situation.