Sweetly Depressive, Sourly Funny

•The name is Vivi• • Feminist • Pastry Chef • ENTP • •All the fandoms•

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[nflstreet]

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

[nflstreet]

No offense, but who the FUCK is wilbur soot

[heartofaspen]

that’s wilbur soot

[conarcoin]

[pratchettquotes]

"But that's--that's a bit heartless, Esme."

"Heartless it may be, but headless it ain't. I've never claimed to be nice, just to be sensible. No need to look like that."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

[gffa]

[detroitbydark]

I will reblog this everytime I see it until my dying day

[skdubbs]

What is this?! Why have I never seen this?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 absolutely awesome!

[doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022]

Yessss

[the-stars-are-warring]

The TIMINGS On this thing

It’s so GOOD

[doctordragon]

In light of recent events, I would like to remind everyone that the correct pro choice talking point that will actually pull people to our side is NOT whether a fetus is human or not because you'll never win. The correct argument is how the state should never have the power to force you to give up physical autonomy for the sake of any other being.

[roach-works]

if the state can't force you to be an organ donor after your death, it shouldn't be able to force you to be an organ donor before your death. if you can't be forced to give even a pint of blood for half an hour, you shouldn't be forced to give up your uterus for nine months. if your alcoholic father can't demand you give him half your liver, if the red cross can't just demand your blood, if those wig making companies can't demand your hair, no one should be able to demand your reproductive system.

even if a fertilized egg is exactly as much of a person as a twenty one year old citizen, no one else in the world should have a legal right to make use of your body parts without your express consent.

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[eldritchbauble]

Is your name...

Hell

Stacy

Her

Jane

Quiet

Riot

Mary Jo Lisa

Darlin'

Bird

That's not my name

Voting ended onApr 27, 2023

[eldritchbauble]

Please rb, I'm emotionally attached to this poll.

[neil-gaiman]

Is there any fighting in go2 :)

Imagine how excited you will be this summer, watching Season Two of Good Omens, and thinking, "I wonder if there will be any fighting?"

Only a cruel person would deprive you of that joy.

I am not that cruel.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

For science: how do you listen to music?

Just sit or lay there and listen

Give it full attention and / or read the lyrics while the song is playing

Have it in the background while I browse the internet, craft or clean

Have it in the background while I study or read (do you not get distracted?!)

Other, tag in the comments

Voting ended onMar 29, 2023

[theconcealedweapon]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[post-store]

$59.99

[lannisterdaddyissues]

oh so that’s what happened to all the male porn bots

[politijohn]

Source

Let’s go!

[geniusoflove]

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

[shesnake]

we as a society genuinely need movie rental stores back so much

[beaucolics]

and drive-ins!!

[impossiblesuitcase]

idk how much disney movies u watch but…besides the literal disney movies/stories they are retold on, what disney movie(a) do you associate with each tlc ship?

Wolf and Scarlet - Ratatouille (Disney Pixar counts right?). I mean, hot-tempered French woman? Socially out-of-touch man desperate for her love and approval? C'mon!

Also Beauty and the Beast, but that's a given.

Cress and Thorne ARE Rapunzel and Eugene. I don't think there's any characters that better encapsulate them. But they also fit Ariel and Eric! A great singer, entranced by a world she can't reach, in love with a man she barely knows. He, drawn to her voice, loves setting sail on his 'ship', prefers adventure to responsibility.

Winter and Jacin sort of remind me of Giselle and Robert from Enchanted. Whimsical girl, no-nonsense pragmatic guy that loves her even with her bizarreness. Winter would break out into song. Jacin would not.

Cinder and Kai, ironically, are not that alike their Disney movie counterparts. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CINDERELLA III A TWIST IN TIME? In this sequel, Prince Charming is sassy, oblivious and iconic, aka, Kai, Kai and Kai.

Cinder does have the awkward nature and determination of Mulan, and the long lost princess side of Mia from the Princess Diaries. But honestly, Cinder has such a specific personality, I don't know if there's a close match.

Anyhow reblog with your associations!

[marauderstars]

Sirius: So, who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon?

James: We’re chopsticks!

Sirius: Aww that’s cute. Does that mean you snuggle real close?

Regulus: No, it means if you take one of us away, the only thing the other one is good for is stabbing.