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forlorngarden

im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

noah-wyles

it's delicious...

they're used for chips, fries, sandwiches, and crisps...

but everyone, i swear, has a different name...

what do you call these??

breadcake

barmcake

bap

teacake

muffin

cob

roll

other - please tag!!

Voting ended onDec 24, 2024

this is the greatest bread debate of all time...

the-uncanny-dag

orpheuslament

(jaded old queen smoking by an open balcony drinking her second dry martini of the afternoon voice) god i miss 8tracks

byjove

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

byjove

while you were busy arguing about phrenology on Twitter, lamenting your weak jawline and making fun of dudes who don’t go to the gym, beautiful fat polyamorous men with nerdy personalities were busy snatching up the baddest bitches in your town. c’est la vie.

luidilovins

There's a tiktok trend called "hear me out cakes" where you print out pictures of characters and actors that you basically have to justify wanting to fuck before taping it on a tooth pick and put it on a cake.

Most of the men who do this challenge will pick the fish from Shark Tales, Nala from Lion King (this was the one he actually had to fight for his life over), Shego and actors slightly older than 30 there was one guy who had Korra was his hear me out.

Meanwhile the girls are fucking xenomorphs, mathematical equations, the concept of Vine, Bananas in Pajamas and the Peanut M&M. One girl sprayed another girl with a water bottle because she put Bowser on cake and he was too basic.

If the trend has taught me anything is that girls will fuck literally anything as long as it has a charming personality and a sardonic smile. If you can't convince a girl to fuck you when she's got a centaur from fallout on her smash cake it has nothing to do with not having a jawline or a six pack it's because you're an insufferable human being.

danacr2025-deactivated20250805

Not the fucking centaur😭😭😭

kosmogrl

5weekdays

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

5weekdays

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

5weekdays

who was that.

5weekdays

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

the-real-skeletor

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

39

38

37

I don’t know why this is so funny to me, but it is.

7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

idionymon

Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient

dykecostanza-deactivated2024112

me: sees the word caribou anywhere

my brain for the last 19 years:

sinfulspencer

Inferno.

Prompt: You love teasing and flirting shamelessly with SSA Alvez until the tension snaps, and it snaps for good.

Pairing: Luke Alvez x Female Reader

Rating: Mature (smut, 18+, MINORS DNI)

Warnings: dom/sub undertones (Dom!Alvez, Sub!Reader), heavy teasing, dirty talking, hair pulling, grinding, breath play, light verbal degradation, overstimulation, oral sex (female receiving), spitting, unprotected sex, breeding kink, creampie.

Words: 12.7k

Check my masterlist here. Share your thoughts on this here.

A.N: This is the first time I write something about Luke Alvez and, to be honest, I had so much fun. Maybe I’ll write more stuff involving him… ;)

Terribly terrible, she’s the villain One as sweet as caramel, she’s my saint Think I’m getting butterflies, but it’s really Something telling me to run away

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bug-casserole-deactivated202207

yes and itll stay that way. stop showing me this fucking ad

soul-hammered

you uncultured swines this is about the iraq war

frottinq

job site: hey apply here!

me: ok *clicks link*

new job site: Hey I see you wanted to apply for this job, why not make a new account, again, on this site, like you've done with every other job website you go to. also you know how you have your resume with all your work experience? go ahead and put that back in manually. Also here's a 135 question quiz about your personality. in fact why don't you write an essay about how much you fucking love this company before we've paid you even a penny.