“Not knowing what to do with your hair texture” and other moral failures
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@glitzgremlin
“Not knowing what to do with your hair texture” and other moral failures
The urge to explain yourself again. But BETTER!
BW3's Prompt Meme Collection: Three's Company
Join us in celebrating the 3rd anniversary of the release of Baldur's Gate 3 with a bonanza of fics surrounding the theme of THREE. Three what? Three characters, the dead three, three chosen, threesomes, three scoops of ice cream Astarion is eating--whatever it is, it's up to YOU to decide—and yes, you can make requests without writing, too. This is a prompt meme and is open to all!
This is a chance for us all to throw those characters and moments together into a Prompt Meme collection that can be as off-the-wall or as serious as you want it to be.
What we're hoping to see in this collection is the wide breadth of writers (and artists!) in the Baldur's Gate fandom in a whole. Collection is open for ANY to join, prompt, or claim, and writers will be anonymous until the actual reveal day of the event: August 3rd. (YES ANOTHER THREE!)
Have a specific story you want to include and don't want to wait for someone to prompt it? That's fine—YOU can prompt your own and make the claim.
We'll open the collection for ANY to join, and writers will be anonymous until the actual reveal day of the event: August 3rd.
Join us!
Spot the slug! Sacoproteus smaragdinus
Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/132900221
Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard
Graced by Geckolepis typica from Madagascar. I love that they’re quite round creatures and then they have these dainty little toes. Also, their scales are full bone and both scale and skin come off when they get grabbed, which is…unpleasant. Consequently, catching these geckos for research without damaging them requires special techniques. 19th century researchers used bundles of cotton wool, but I imagine this wasn’t very effective, because cotton still has a lot of friction and the friction would pull the skin and scales off. In my (quite extensive) experience, the best technique is to carefully and quickly flick the geckos from their tree trunk or branch into an open dry plastic bag using a finger or stick.
'scuse me, Mr @markscherz, does it harm the gecko for the scales to come off?
like, of course it harms them but... can they grow back? like how some lizards can drop their tails and eventually the tails grow back
Not only do they grow back, but they come back so well that we cannot even tell where they have ripped off before. This is very weird, because when a lizard loses its tail, it is very obvious where it has been lost and regrown. Not so these chaps. They seek out a humid place to hide, and within a few weeks, skin and scales have started to regrow. The fact that they can do this so well is the reason a team has just sequenced their genome. I believe it is hoped that the skin regeneration tech they have built into their cells could eventually be harnessed for human skin grafts.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo
"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."
three. liters.
i support women's wrongs
“bloodweave” this and “bloodweave” that but nobody talks enough about the fact that the dynamic between Astarion and Gale is literally just:
— gale trying to explain some ancient weave theory while astarion lounges across furniture like an overfed cat, interrupting every five minutes with “you’re very pretty when you’re pretentious, you know.”
— astarion pretending he doesn’t care about magic until gale casually lights candles with a flick of his wrist and suddenly astarion is staring at him like he personally hung the stars over waterdeep.
— gale being one of the first people to compliment astarion in ways that aren’t transactional. not “beautiful,” not “seductive,” but clever. funny. observant. things attached to personhood instead of performance.
— astarion absolutely abusing prestidigitation once he learns what it can do. gale walks into camp and all his wine has been chilled perfectly and there are dramatic rose petals everywhere and astarion’s sitting there acting like he has no idea how it happened.
— gale reading aloud at night because astarion likes the sound of his voice even when he claims the books are “terminally boring.”
— astarion stealing gale’s clothes specifically because they smell like parchment, cedar, and expensive spell components.
— the first time gale sees astarion genuinely, uncontrollably laugh, he forgets what he was saying mid-sentence because he’s too busy staring.
— gale, who spent years loving a goddess who felt unreachable, falling disastrously hard for someone painfully real and sharp-edged and frightened.
— astarion acting smug whenever gale gets flustered, only to completely short-circuit the second gale starts flirting back intentionally.
“careful, my dear,” gale murmurs, leaning close enough for candlelight to catch in his earring, “you do realize wizards are capable of learning patterns.”
and astarion just. visibly bluescreens.
— they would either spend the entire evening making out dramatically over a study desk or arguing over semantics for three hours straight. sometimes both simultaneously.
— gale kissing astarion’s hands like they belong to something holy.
— astarion, who spent centuries being consumed, discovering what it feels like to be adored. slowly. reverently. without expectation.
together they become absolutely insufferable in the most romantic way imaginable.
Giulia Rosa
A confession or a "poem" about whatever is wrong with me
I'm tired of disappointing myself in such unspectacular ways.
Ten years without a dentist appointment; a dashboard full of "emergency" lights; a pile of unopened mail; an uncashed check (a symbol for missed opportunities); a sink of unwashed dishes (I'm sorry, but you'll have to use a paper plate).
Stay out of my home. Stay out of my life. Stay out there where it's tidy and clean and you don't have to look at everything that's filthy inside of me spilled out across the floors.
I'll be here, buried under all of my unfulfilled obligations, so many that there's no room left inside of me for dreams.
While time moves faster, faster, faster. Soon it will be too late to become the person I was supposed to be.
If I was going to fail, I think I'd have preferred a glorious blaze rather than this slow unraveling.
WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.
From the Wikipedia of "The Elements of Style" by Strunk & White
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg
Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it
enemies to lovers 500K slowburn
I just finished my newest painting using a new technique I'm trying out! I am cutting and layering matte board to create subtle depth.
This is my third piece I made using this technique and its probably my favorite! <3 Though I think i'm finally ready to start working a little larger because painting those tiny leaves almost drove me mad lol.
You ever catch a cold and it just kind of resets your whole ethos? Like, what have I been on? Yeesh
Always RB: because there is never enough love. And fanfic love is some of the purest.
To anyone reading this who feels like yapping, where do you get your motivation from? Do you feel a sense of accomplishment when you complete simple tasks? Do you feel like you're meeting some unspoken metric that you've set for yourself every time you finish a project? Are you working towards something: becoming the kind of person you imagine yourself to be or the completion of a passion project? Are you inspired to take care of yourself and your environment as a means to that end? How did you decide what to become good at? Etc.Etc.
Got fed up with an illustration I'm working on, so fuck it the blorbos are getting silly outfits. They are bi maxing at the ball.