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[globbiusglibberton]

I wanna make a cool pinned post. This is a reminder to do so. If you are reading this, then please note that you are VIOLATING MY PRIVACY...Grahhhh!!

[catchymemes]

[slugotomy]

wash ma bellay yaaa

[rainyydoves]

hey british people why do you have not only spotted dick the dish but also faggot the dish. who is naming these i'd like to have a conversation with them

[wheatiewintry]

@ska-pilled-monster explain

[ska-pilled-monster]

ur lucky I'm a budding chef :/

ok, so spotted dick the dish is called spotted dick because of the currants/raisins (spotted) throughout the cake, and iirc dick is a 19th-century regional slang for pudding (spotted dick). in scotland, it's commonly called spotted dog (dough) 💕💕

faggot however. I think someone was just feeling mean.

it actually means bundle of sticks in archaic english!!! faggots are chopped offal (pork liver, belly, heart etc) rolled into balls and bound together by caul fat so it resembles a bundle of sticks :]Ð

[aether-the-kitsune]

people should really start using "some"

generalizations are just not nice :<

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I've discerned the fundamental problem of being an extrovert with introvert friends

[anglaised]

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[large-baguette-112]

@globbiusglibberton

[threedollarsdotcom]

my most loyal oomf. come here. I'm gonna kick your ass

[0ddoblivion]

Dinner’s on me tonight babe. 😏

[globbiusglibberton]

@mildateo

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[globbiusglibberton]

Between a bear, a man and a cockroach, I would definitely choose the cockroach.

[tera-of-the-dragons]

I’m tiny

[large-baguette-112]

i freakign love fuit gummy...

[mildateo]

give you a fruit gummy

[large-baguette-112]

YAYYYY

[globbiusglibberton]

steals your fruity gummy

[globbiusglibberton]

I really want someone to explain haikus to me :(

[mildateo]

What’s there to explain? It’s a way to arrange words. Very pretty though <3

[globbiusglibberton]

How do you go about making a

Haiku

[globbiusglibberton]

I really want someone to explain haikus to me :(

[globbiusglibberton]

Those silly bees-attacking-shiba drawing trash game ads but instead of dogs, it's a sentient wad of ethanol-soaked cotton. The insects get in (they always do) the [INSERT_PATTERN] protecting the wad and are immediately hit with the fumes. Robbed of their ability to fly, let alone think, they crash into a pile atop the poor cotton wad and just. Sleep

[enki2]