As I Awake When I Dream

All the things that run through my mind. From the mundane, raving, poetry, books, Harry Potter, paganism, weight, sex, love and everything in between.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dog of Thunder (via TrePic__)

[dirtyhippiie]

[brendanworkbitch]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[raspberry-lava]

Net Neutrality

GUYS! WE HAVE UNTIL APRIL 23RD TO SAVE THE INTERNET! CALL YOUR SENATORS! CALL YOUR CONGRESSMEN! CALL EVERYONE IN YOUR STATE THAT HAS POWER! WE NEED ONE MORE PERSON TO SAVE NET NEUTRALITY! WE HAVE 50, WE NEED ONE MORE!

The battle isn’t over yet, if we lose NN, you will feel the rage of millions of people who the only was of communication was the internet, Ajit Pai.

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

Mood

[tastefullyoffensive]

I think he found one. (via specksgoor)

[idrils]

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

[annabellioncourt]

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

[mindblownie]

#reality is an illusion

[jewish-kermit]

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

[dumb-science-jokes]

#Bazongo

[justbadpuns]

At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

[waltpixar-blog]

[heatexhaustion]

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disgusting 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ruinedchildhood]

@buzzfeedtasty

[courtlynclarity]

PEPPER IS NOT A SEASONING FUCKKK

[childhoodruiner]

[childhoodruiner]

[talesnshiz]

How to explain Dorothy Catalonia:

It’s evident now that I will mash Gundam Wing and Mean Girls together until there is nothing left. Am I ashamed? Perhaps a little, but not really.

[lifeaftermeteor]

@amyole

[notdisney]

[c0untrymusicjesus]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SPIRIT GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

[lichfucker]

heroes’ feast

[fayevalentin]

Mirror image

[lichfucker]

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

[firelink]

banishment

[magiclesson]

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Squat Magic 

[tukkeebum-deactivated20220722]

[goth-aunt]

You guys are going to glue a dildo on that aren’t you?

[banjiblackbrujo-deactivated2018]

[piscesqueeen]

LMFAOOO

[tarynel]

Thanks for the idea

[90sdefect]

I saw this and the first thing I thought was “somebody is going to use this to shove something else in their ass”

[adonischildsupportcase]

I’ll be passing these out on the street as part of my yearly community charity.

[bitcheslovepearls]

I’m convinced this is what the person that invented this had in mind.

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Nah y'all just perverted lol you Dejeux girl ou pa bon lol

[bitcheslovepearls]

🌚 @kinghispaniola

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

They name this squat magic, but y'all tryna turn this into Squirt magic

[sushidaddynick]

[hashtagloveloses]

this is it. this is the purest photo in existence. reblog for 100 years of good luck